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Bruce Pearl and the Theory of Relativity vs. Anthony Grant and String Theory

I didn't want to be left out of all the Bruce Pearl-based fun. And it's really slow here at work today...and like for the next 5 weeks of my lame duck tenure. At least I finally know the date of my pending execution and have embraced it willingly. So in the interest of self-amusement, and because you poor sods are not posting enough to keep me focused on the important things in life such as Bama athletic news and innuendo, I decided to create my own Bruce Pearl Fanpost.

"Why has OWB so brazenly baited us with conversation of Southern basketball and its relationship to the finer points of quantum physics?" you may have asked yourself. You may even go on to say, "This post is nothing but self-indulgent, anti-intelligent drivel levied by a man who has more words in his head than good sense." And to that, fine sir or ma'am, I would reply that you are correct on all accounts. Very perceptive of you. A Randy gallivant am I, truly and duly appointed and accepted. The truth is, I just didn't want to type only the words Bruce Pearl in the subject line, as that idea has apparently already been used and has worn thin.

However, my novel approach will at least break new ground, no? And I'm about nothing if not ground-breaking. That is intrinsic to the character of the man, the myth, the legend...Darth OWB, Dark Lord of the Sith and Supreme Commander of the Imperial Army of Lower Alabama. Please do not question my methods and practices (Force-choke), as I find your lack of faith disturbing.

FanPosts are just that; posts created by the fans. They are in no way indicative of the opinions of SBN and the authors of Roll Bama Roll.

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