An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You're in the wrong place, fella."
So the engineer disappointedly reports to the gates of Hell wondering what he had done to deserve this. Pretty soon, having accepted his fate, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan up on His telepathic connection and asks, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next. We're having a wonderful time."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there. Send him up here."
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Summer Break Re-Runs
1. That’s the Way of the World – Earth, Wind & Fire
2. Babe I’m Gonna Leave You – Led Zeppelin
3. Already Gone – Eagles
4. Only A Fool Would Say That – Steely Dan
5. The Long and Winding Road – The Beatles
6. What Is and What Should Never Be – Led Zeppelin
7. Nothing Else Matters – Metallica
8. Tears Dry on Their Own – Amy Winehouse
9. Would? – Alice In Chains
10. Wishlist – Pearl Jam