Humor

Name Your Score Thread

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RBR doesn't always do prediction threads, but when we do, we go full gump.

Your Friday Hoodoo Thread

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Habanero Peppers are HOT and Why Bammer Is Stupid

PARODY: SABAN HEADED TO TEXAS?

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DISCLOSURE: THIS IS PARODY. A JOKE. NOT REAL. SATIRE. AS IN — NOT SERIOUS. Our worst fears could be coming to fruition. Following the Texas Longhorns’ upset loss to BYU, passionate football fans...

FanPost
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The Dynasty is OVER. It's Finished.

We have officially found out why Kenny Bell nearly "hung up the cleats" yesterday. According to Lars Anderson of Sports Illustrated, the big news he uncovered during months of research is that...

FanPost
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A Users Guide In How To Properly Swing A Cactus

There has been some confusion the last couple days on how to properly use the Swinging Cactus. Let me make this perfectly clear, swinging a cactus is serious business and not to be taken...

Your Friday Hoodoo Thread │Oatmeal and Miley Cyrus

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Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcomings in a very public manner. In plain English, we tell embarrassing stories from...

RBR Investigates: Texts from Emmert's phone

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The crack RBR Investigations team has uncovered select text messages that may or may not have come from a cellphone belonging to NCAA President Mark Emmert, the afternoon of the Manizel announcement.

What elephants need to remember about Hokies

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Using the latest techniques in neuroscience and marketing, Roll Bama Roll brings you all the essential knowledge a Tide fan should retain going into the season opener against Virginia Tech.

The NCAA takes new steps for competitive balance

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Eager to restore competitive balance to college football, the NCAA places new restrictions on statements that lead to an expectation that some institutions might be better than others for NFL...

2013 Alabama Football Hype Videos; Friday Hoodoo

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This coming Monday marks the first game week of the 2013 Alabama football season. Are you ready?

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