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An Introduction Is In Order

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A new addition makes it's first appearance in today's Hoodoo Thread and I'm not talking about the newly crowned Sweetheart.

#TeamBlake or #TeamJacob?

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Will Blake Sims or Jacob Coker steal Nick Saban's Heart?

RBR Sweetheart │The Final

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Tweet me?

Describe Each SEC School In One Word

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It's Friday the week before the season begins and the time for arguing and debate is over. Today we replace hand-wringing over the upcoming season for laughs.

RBR Sweetheart Battle Royale: Your Top 10

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Well done everyone, well done indeed. We received over 3700 votes and honestly I would feel zero shame if any one of these young ladies were to be named the RBR Sweetheart and neither should you. ...

Sweetheart Battle Royale │Pick Your Top 10

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It's not creepy if it's tradition. Right, Texas A&M?

Your Nominations Please

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For those of you who are new to RBR, each year (since 2007 I believe) Roll 'Bama Roll has awarded one lucky lady the title of RBR Sweetheart. Who is this Sweetheart you say? Well, she is a goddess...

RBR Investigations: Saban's contract demands

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While Paul Finebaum takes credit for announcing the terms of the offer that would have lured Coach Saban to Texas, Roll Bama Roll has the real scoop on the precise details of the deal that didn't...

It's Meltdown Time!

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Alabama running back Derrick Henry created a bit of a buzz last night when he posted a picture on instagram of his new Dodge Charger Fiona.

Your RBR Word of the Day: Paravail

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To have a winner, you have to have a loser.

Your RBR Word of the Day: Contrition

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Boo boo edition!

Your RBR Word of the Day: Useagaster

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These guys are the worst.

Your RBR Word of the Day: Arachibutyrophobia

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This is officially one of the weirder words, ever.

Your RBR Word of the Day: Surprise!

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Some days are better than others.

RBR Word of the Day: Altee Tenpenny Shoutout!

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Esss Eeee Ceee Weeeeed

Rumors take no holiday in April

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Rumors continue to swirl around Heisman-winner Jameis Winston. What can be sorted between fact and fiction? And who believes anything posted on April first anyway? RBR's Ricky Muncie has been...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Callipygous

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a/k/a football butt

Your RBR Word of the Day: Saginate

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Would also work for "Florida's out of conference schedule since 1990."

Your RBR Word of the Day: Arriviste

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Arriviste noun \ar-ee-veest; a-ree-veest\ A person who has recently acquired unaccustomed status, wealth, or success, especially by dubious means and without earning concomitant esteem. ...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Ennui

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en·nui noun \än-ˈwē\ a feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction boredom As we gaze into the offseason abyss, creeping world-weariness and boredom descend. We are stricken with a...

Thursday Meltdown

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Your daily dose of watching the internet and Auburn fans melt down over a "proposed" rule change.

The 2013 RBR Gump Awards

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Who is the biggest gump on RBR?

Iron Bowl Hoodoo Thread

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Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcomings in a very public manner.

Your Friday Hoodoo Thread │Eating For Three

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Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcomings in a very public manner.

Your Friday Hoodoo Thread │Man Grooming Edition

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Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcomings in a very public manner.

Your Friday Hoodoo Thread │#StopFallWeddings

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Our weekly attempt to curry favor with the Football Gods by admitting our moral, intellectual, and cultural shortcomings in a very public manner.

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