Do we really even need a head coach?

by Chalkdust Bama on Dec 14, 2006 9:13 AM CST

At this point... it doesn't look like we are going to find a good replacement for Shula, and with Mal leading the search who knows what we could end up with... So lets just do away with that position all together.

If we can maintain good offensive and defensive coordinators, I think we could really pull this one off. Coaches like DuBose didnt' ever do anything but constantly clap and he won 10 games... we would have still won those 10 games if he hadn't made the trip!

Stallings may not want to coach anymore... but we could fly him in for a motivational pre-game speach or something each week before the game.

We have always been light years ahead of every other program in the country... and I think we have now officially evolved beyond the point of needing a head coach. One day Head Coaches will be like leather helmets, a thing of the past, and once again we will have led the revolution

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Has Alabama Football evolved past the point of needing a Head Coach?

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CHALDUST you are brilliant...

what an IDEA,
no head coach = no head coaching problems
obviously we would never have to look for a head coach again, that has caused plenty of problems, the media/fans would not have one person to blame, etc
Chalkdust I hope that MM reads this site bc we are about to revolutionize the game once more...
leather helmets=head coaches=a thing of the past
finally we got everything figured out, the TIDE WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tubs sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BAMA PHREAK on Dec 14, 2006 10:57 AM CST reply actions

I've gone from depressed to delusional

Was it for this my life I sought?

by Chalkdust Bama on Dec 14, 2006 1:58 PM CST reply actions

Delusional is so much better....

depressed is a horrible feeling, delusional is actually kind of fun, I just hope when the "trip" is over that we have a solid coaching staff in place and we are ready to win the SEC west soon. I feel like it is Groundhog day. ROLL TIDE ROLL, never give up!!!

tubs sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BAMA PHREAK on Dec 14, 2006 2:17 PM CST reply actions

Delusional is definately the way to go...

No doubt about it.

I'm sure Captain Bringdown and the Buzzkillers will be here soon to trash all our great ideas

Was it for this my life I sought?

by Chalkdust Bama on Dec 14, 2006 2:59 PM CST up reply actions

I think we should...

...have a Birmingham-area screening of Groundhog Day since that's what this feels like.

Perhaps we could get Bill Murray to coach our team. His career is back on the upswing, maybe he's ready for the challenge of D1 ball. Plus, Scarlett Johanssen (sp?) flirts up a storm with him in Lost in Translation. If that doesn't qualify you, nothing will.

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Dec 14, 2006 3:54 PM CST up reply actions