To Any Expectant Bama Parents...

by Todd on Mar 23, 2007 10:31 AM CDT in Humor

...please wait until after Saban has won something before naming your children after him. Of course, I plan on naming my children after southern rock songs (though Elizabeth Reed is actually a pretty name for a girl, my son, Free Bird, will likely suffer for the sake of my amusement), so what do I know?

Lil' Free Bird Jones, all growed up...

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Ugh

You should have to pass a battery of tests before you're allowed to procreate. I'm afraid the Witts would just show up for the tests with a Duracell.

by Steve Dave on Mar 23, 2007 10:47 AM CDT reply actions

I don't have a problem with...

...naming your children after Alabama heroes (my second born will likely be Prince Wimbley Jones), but that's just counting your chickens before they've hatched.

by Todd on Mar 23, 2007 11:15 AM CDT reply actions