Girl Fight '08: The Championship Round

by Todd on Feb 13, 2008 7:39 AM CST in Humor

When I first came up with the idea to do this, I had no idea it was going to turn into such a fiasco, so thankfully we're finally to the end. Brittany Snow advanced yesterday with 52% of the vote, and since Steve Dave is apparently the only actual RBR reader that voted for Rachel McAdams, and since ~~this is a dictatorship that's allowing y'all to vote in order to distract you from the truly evil machinations going on behind the scenes~~ we want to be sensitive to the concerns of our readers, she'll be taking on Rachel Bilson for the title of The Official 2008 Season Roll Bama Roll Sweetheart.

Personally, I'm pulling for Snow, but with these two, we're all winners.

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Though

I really really want Bilson as the RBR Sweetheart, Brittany Snow will do just fine. Hell, i have no problem looking at that blizzard for the next however many months. Also, since there has been physical threats against anyone who votes agianst the Snow, it is no surprise to me that she will run away with the victory.

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 7:57 AM CST reply actions

I've been watching the contest from afar...

But I think we need to recognize who REALLY wins in a battle between Bilson and Snow:

America.

But, on a side note, I'm one of the authors of Rock M Nation but I've always been a big fan of the work you guys do over here at RBR and with this community. Throw in the fact that my father graduated from Alabama, and I figured I needed to take the plunge and come on over and join the fray...

Keep up the good work - and I gotta say, I'm with Bilson on this one, physical threats or not.

Rock M Nation
http://www.rockmnation.com

by RPT on Feb 13, 2008 8:50 AM CST reply actions

We love...

...what you're doing over there, too, but that won't save you from a punch in the throat:

by Todd on Feb 13, 2008 10:05 AM CST up reply actions

A punch in the throat for a year of Bilson?

I'd actually consider such an offer...

No qualms with Snow though. Glad to see her getting some love.

Rock M Nation
http://www.rockmnation.com

by RPT on Feb 13, 2008 2:18 PM CST up reply actions

Like an Old Sweater....

I'm Torn. On one hand, i really like Bilson (i've never watched the OC, or One Tree Hill or whatever show she was on, but i did see her on Chuck and really liked her). On the other hand, we've just gone thru a year of a cute brunette, so i might be time to vote for a blonde.

Damn, who knew voting for good looking ladies could be so hard. heh heh. I said "hard".

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk.

by That Other Dave on Feb 13, 2008 9:33 AM CST reply actions

you want to know what's fishy...

i have voted for the loser in EVERY SINGLE POLL. but that's all about to change... i'm using my powers for evil this round.

by kleph on Feb 13, 2008 9:46 AM CST reply actions

Me Too

everyone I voted for lost.

I am boycotting the sweetheart this year...

"FAILURE" - When your best just isn't good enough

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 13, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

How

did we end up with the two least attractive women in the whole bracket in the final?

It's like a Duke/Vandy BCS Championship game...

by Bama Hawkeye on Feb 13, 2008 10:30 AM CST reply actions

There

has been an alternative motive to have Snow win this thing since the very beginning.

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 11:50 AM CST up reply actions

You

are correct sir.....

I keed I keed...

Not really

"FAILURE" - When your best just isn't good enough

by BamaReturns07 on Feb 13, 2008 11:56 AM CST up reply actions

Good job...

...on the BCS analogy. :) Gotta keep it relevant.

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Feb 13, 2008 6:07 PM CST up reply actions

Any added links or pics?

So that I might have a better foundation as to which of these two sweetie-pies truly warm my heart?
I'm having a tough time of it.

(Brittany = all smiles)
(Rachel = all smiles + throat punch)

hmmmmmmm?

by tapout on Feb 13, 2008 11:20 AM CST reply actions

I call shenanigans!

I voted for Rachel McAdams. Where's my duly elected hotness representative?

She has more sweetheart in her cute little toes than both of these albatrosses combined. No matter which of these gorgons wins I will be forced to shield my eyes from their hideous, un-Racheal-McAdamsness every Friday.

This is a travesty of the RBR Sweetheart election system!

Shenanigans!

by Cam on Feb 13, 2008 12:11 PM CST reply actions

PS

P.S.: I voted for Bilson, just so that I might deprive Todd of any satisfaction he would derive from one whole year of Snow.
Yet, Snow, the least hot choice, is winning?!

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

by Cam on Feb 13, 2008 12:18 PM CST up reply actions

A Google Image Search of Brittany Snow . . .

reveals a highly alarming lack of cheesecake. She's pretty much all sugar and no spice. I fear an endless string of boring red carpet shots over the next year. Truth be told, Rachel Bilson offers only a modest improvement.

The question we should all be asking ourselves today: "How in the hell did we fail to elect one of the cheesecake rich Victoria's Secret models?" I am vexed.

by Lawboy on Feb 13, 2008 12:31 PM CST reply actions

There's spice...

...you just have have to know where to look. I'm fond of this album myself.

by Todd on Feb 13, 2008 12:53 PM CST up reply actions

Paprika . . .

is a spice; however, it's not considered spicy. Some might even say it's bland.

by Lawboy on Feb 13, 2008 2:06 PM CST up reply actions

i for one

welcome our new fair sweetheart

SNOW FOR A 10 WIN SEASON

by crbama on Feb 13, 2008 1:24 PM CST reply actions

ummmmmmmmmm

may we have a RBR hunk for us female Bama fans and loyal RBR readers??? Fair is fair right?? lol

Roll Tide Roll!!!

by imaBamafan on Feb 13, 2008 2:05 PM CST reply actions

yeeaaaahhhhh

im gonna have to vote no for this one. No way im looking at a banana hammock for the next 12 months. Also i don't see Todd looking through the internet for a sexy picture of Brad Pit.

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 2:25 PM CST up reply actions

RBR Hunk

Ok, Todd, here's another ladies vote for a hottie. So, you have me, TexasTideGirl,
tristarscoop, and now imaBamafan. Maybe you should have a poll on how many chicks are on the blog.

by bamavicki on Feb 13, 2008 2:27 PM CST up reply actions

ridiculous

Looks like Snow is gonna win which is a travesty because she doesn't hold a candle to most of the women in this tournament.

by bluelemonsqueezer on Feb 13, 2008 2:15 PM CST reply actions

Hey

Looks like snow is going to be the sweetheart and i am in no way upset about that. I say we all back our new sweet heart and start looking forward to spring training.

p.s. I voted for Bilson. I patiently await my throat punch.

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 2:27 PM CST reply actions

Ask...

...and ye shall receive.

by Todd on Feb 13, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions

dude

that girl can punch me in the throat anytime she wants.

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 3:25 PM CST up reply actions

Probably...

...should have included a language warning with that one. So, you know, DON'T WATCH THAT VIDEO IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY VULGAR LANGUAGE.

by Todd on Feb 13, 2008 4:00 PM CST up reply actions

I would think

a youtube link to a throat punch video conveys it's own warning.

by Cam on Feb 13, 2008 5:19 PM CST up reply actions

I

was more offended by the punch in the nuts comment. Man just hearing that makes my boys draw up!

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 8:37 PM CST up reply actions

The RBR sweetheart...

...is in an out of control downward spiral. It started off with Jessica Alba! Granted it had nowhere to go but down, but c'mon. McPhee was at least Gene Stallings level, but B. Snow is like DuBose.

Roll Tide!

by Nico2.0 on Feb 13, 2008 6:10 PM CST reply actions

That is

fing halarious. But to compare Snow to Deboise is awful. I say she is more like Shula. Not our first choice but the best we could do at the moment.

by bammer on Feb 13, 2008 8:35 PM CST up reply actions

I can't believe I'm going to say this but...

Hott Snow

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2357/vlcsnap3758673gj9.png

http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/3411/vlcsnap3758989pk7.png

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5439/vlcsnap3759138sj0.png

I'm a girl, so I can admit to watching "John Tucker Must Die" and I'd suggest some of you Snow haters TiVo it and fast forward through to see the lingerie as well as her making out with Sophia Bush.

by Nicole Haase on Feb 13, 2008 10:26 PM CST reply actions

Goodness gracious, mercy meeeee !!!!!

Thank you so much. I actually asked for some added pics earlier (picked Brittany nonetheless, have never heard of nor seen either of the two candidates in ANYTHING before) and so. . . .better late than never.

I think I chose well. You're a peach.

by tapout on Feb 13, 2008 11:14 PM CST up reply actions