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Brian Cook Named New Attorney for 'Freezer Cash' Congressman William Jefferson


As much as I loath giving assclowns more attention than they actually deserve, Black Heart Gold Pant's parody of the MGoBlog defense of Rick Rodriguez in the practice-gate scandal is simply superb.

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Do you dream of bathing in an unending wave of college football goodness? Do you ever feel like you just see too much of your girlfriend, the sun or your Jack Russell, Bo?  If so, do we have...

We Were All Just Fooling Around, then Houston Nutt Had to Take it Too Far


The SEC proposes a rule change that would limit the number of recruits a school can sign after Houston Nutt's recruiting spree.

Your RBR Word of the Day: exigency


exigency \EK-suh-jun-see; ig-ZIJ-un-see\, noun: 1. The quality or state of requiring immediate aid or action; urgency. 2. A case demanding immediate action or remedy; a pressing or urgent...

Name of the Year: 2009 NOTY Final: Barkevious Mingo v. Iris Macadangdang I'll be perfectly...

Name of the Year: 2009 NOTY Final: Barkevious Mingo v. Iris Macadangdang I'll be perfectly frank here, I have studiously ignored the whole "Name of the Year" bracket and the Barkevious Mingo meme that has occupied the EDSBS front page for weeks now because, well, Mingo is going to LSU and will therefor be our sworn enemy come the fall. But if, like me, you subscribe to the notion that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" then get your votin' clickers warmed up, because it would appear MGoBlog is pushing hard for his competitor. Go forth, kids, and join Mingo in his one man war against northern Big Ten aggression.

Dennis Pillion Piles On, Becomes Honorary RBR Hero


Honestly, I had plans to do a wrap up over the great RBR/Brian Cook blogger sissy fight of '08 but haven't had either the time or the want to since no one's minds are going to be changed by it...

Your RBR Word of the Day: conspectus


conspectus \kuhn-SPEK-tuhs\, noun: 1. A general sketch or survey of a subject. 2. A synopsis; an outline. The Bama Sports Report came up with a great conspectus on how Saban and his staff...

Your RBR Word of the Day: contemn


contemn \kuhn-TEM\, transitive verb: To regard or treat with disdain or contempt; to scorn; to despise. We've all been quick to contemn Michigan and it's fans for the antics of one...

Brian Cook is, Among Other Things, a Coward and a Liar


And by "other things," I think you all know what I am referring to. The latest in the escalating campaign of obfuscation concerning Nick Saban and the 2008 signing class, begun months ago by...

Come one, come all...


...and thrill to the daredevil backpedaling of Brian Cook! I think I should revise my position here: Saban's managed to sluff off most of his roster deadweight on medical scholarships of dubious...

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