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Breaking News: Papa Smurf Staying Put

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Enchanted Forest, Belgium- Smurf Head Coach Papa Smurf held a press conference early this morning to deny reports that he was headed to Alabama.  Said Smurf, "I'm very happy where I'm at, and looking forward to continuing the progress of this season."  The Smurfs are coming off a thrilling 32-29 victory over rival Gargamel, and are expected to appear in the Orangina Arc de Triomphe Bowl.  Rumors continue to swirl about the next head coach at Alabama, with names like Bobby Petrino, Steve Spurrier, and Megatron being whispered amongst insiders.