World Cup "Best Name Team"

One of the things I love about the World Cup is all of the interesting names. Yes, the names. We get to see a great variety of what the world calls itself in the World Cup. Here is my Starting XI "Best Name Team":

4-4-2 formation:

Shaka Hislop (Trinidad & Tobago)

Lebo Lebo (Angola)
Yahya Golmohammadi (Iran)
Oguchi Onyewu (United States)
Massamasso Ichangai (Togo)

Kaka (Brazil)
Gilles Yapi Yapo (Ivory Coast)
Vikash Dhorasoo (France)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany)

Razak Pimpong (Ghana)
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (The Netherlands)

I'd love to hear a crew of commentators have to rip through that list of names in a single game.

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