One of the things I love about the World Cup is all of the interesting names. Yes, the names. We get to see a great variety of what the world calls itself in the World Cup. Here is my Starting XI "Best Name Team":

4-4-2 formation:

Goalkeeper:
Shaka Hislop (Trinidad & Tobago)

Defenders:
Lebo Lebo (Angola)
Yahya Golmohammadi (Iran)
Oguchi Onyewu (United States)
Massamasso Ichangai (Togo)

Midfielders:
Kaka (Brazil)
Gilles Yapi Yapo (Ivory Coast)
Vikash Dhorasoo (France)
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany)

Strikers:
Razak Pimpong (Ghana)
Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink (The Netherlands)

I'd love to hear a crew of commentators have to rip through that list of names in a single game.