...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner.
Admitting I love Tequiza and voluntarily watched Norbit kept my internet working and the PPV game on, owning up to my lust for Paris Hilton garnered the Tide a win over Vandy despite some offensive troubles, and copping to a disturbing love for Phil Collins bought us a stirring fourth quarter rally against Arkansas. But since admitting that I own RV and the Pacifier apparently wasn't embarassing enough to get a win over Georgia, and what should have been a national title winning admission saw us play even worse against Florida State, I decided to stick it to the Football Gods and brag about my awesome guitar. They repaid my hubris with an ugly win over Houston, so I again come humbly before them with something I'm not terribly proud of. It's been a pretty rough week and a half or so for me at work, and coming home on Tuesday I was especially tired, frustrated, and angry, so, to soothe my troubled spirit, I flipped through the old iPod until I came to...
...and totally rocked the Madonna all the way home. Yes, it's true, despite my marked inability to dance and love for country music, God help me I do love the girly dance music. Now that that's out of the way, your Friday AM Links and Such.
Coach Saban isn't ruling Britt out this weekend, but it isn't likely that he'll play:
On the injury front, Ali Sharrief is also questionable.
Coach Saban is pretty confident that we'll be able to run the ball against the Rebels tomorrow:
"Now, we've got to get the balance between throwing it well and running it well, so that we can utilize the skill players that we have, get them more opportunities to make big plays, and continue to do the things that we've done well to play to our strengths."
On the flipside, he's also aware they could easily run on us:
He has the respect of the Southeastern Conference. This, for instance, from coach Nick Saban, who brings Alabama to Oxford on Saturday.
"He's probably one of the better combination guys that we've faced in terms of being able to do both things -- break tackles as well as make some big plays running the ball," Saban said. "He's going to be a handful for us."
al.com has a helpful fact sheet for tomorrow's game. It's a pdf file, so you might want to just save it.
The Crimson White takes a look at the Tide's effort to get the offense going on the road.
Saban isn't impressed by your stats:
"Nobody here should be impressed with interceptions, anyway," Saban said. "You make interceptions when you have an opportunity to make them. You want turnovers, but we're not happy seeing guys take chances and cut in front of people, and trying to get interceptions so you get your name in the paper and -- he catches the ball and you're not in position to tackle him (and) he's running for a 70-yard touchdown."
Finally, what you've all been waiting for, your Friday McPhee.