Memphis Tider chronicles his trip to T-town and tour of the athletics facilities with loads of pictures and one startling revelation:
Remember the Rose Bowl indeed.
Is anybody else concerned about (and/or amused by) the Capstone Report's fascination with a certain high school cheerleader?
She looked 18, officer! I swear!
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Won't somebody please think of Eddie Van Halen's child?!
Looking at the rest of the site, it appears this is an Onion-style parody, but it's still amusing:
"Pretty basically, we saw that our main refrigerator was 'busting at the seams,' shall we say, with leftover ketchup, soy sauce, and Taco Bell sauce packets," he said, filling a grocery bag with the condiments. "We got to thinking that there were probably many frats and sororities with the same problem, and a lot of homeless people who have no relish packs for whatever food those people get fed."