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Please Be Our Friend

As you could imagine, it's not easy making friends when you're as ruggedly handsome, roguishly charming, and impeccably dressed as I am.

A blessing and a curse...

Most nights I cry myself to sleep on a large pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women, and cursing the good looks and intelligence that forever sets me apart from the rest of society.  But I ask not for your pity.  Instead, I ask for your friendship.  

There's this new thing called "Facebook" that not many people know about, so if you're hip like we are and got on board this emerging trend early, and want to get in on the ground floor of what will surely be the BIGGEST AND GREATEST FACEBOOK GROUP EVAH, go cast your lot with The Friends of Roll Bama Roll Memorial Racing Club.