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At last, my other evil plan is coming to fruition!

It seems Roll Bama Roll has taken the next step in becoming the vile, decadent overlord of the Bamasphere, demanding sacrifice and sorority girls from those who would read our hallowed pages premier Alabama blog on the internets, garnering national media recognition:

Why yes, that is the Sports Illustrated website. Why do you ask?

For tonight only we will allow you to leave your congratulations in the comments section and afterwards bask in our warm glow, for, come tomorrow, our cruel and terrible reign will begin by showering crimson, stinging rain down the throats of our enemies and competitors alike until their stomachs boil and they beg for the sweet release of death we'll be back to our humble selves, toiling away in service to our fellow fans.