As you're all aware, we go to Knoxville to take on the hideous, orange clad embodiment of all that is evil Tennessee Volunteers. There are only so many different ways to make fun of UT (hillbillies, Fulmer is fat, Chavis looks like a sex offender, etc.), and they've all been done. So this week and after the game if (snicker) we win, instead of resorting to the old standards (which I'm sure we'll do anyway) we'll be taunting Vols with the phrase "gobble gobble mfers." All the cool kids are doing it (by which I mean me), and it will make you look older. So let it be written...
