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Todd's Friday Embarrassing Admission...

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...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner.

I was going to save this for the SECCG, but this is an important game no matter how bad we may think Auburn is and we need all the shining favor the Football Gods will see fit to share.  So I humbly submit this Friday Embarrassing Admission and hope they find it suitable.

A couple of months ago I was complaining about how my hands and arms were so dry and itchy that I thought I was going to scratch them completely off.  The Girl kept telling me "put some lotion on!" but I kept refusing because only girls and fancy lads use lotion.  Finally I just couldn't stand it anymore and used some of her lotion, and it felt so good I actually went out and bought some of my own, which I use pretty much daily now.  That's right, I have a daily skin moisturizing regiment, and I actually look forward to it.

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So there you have it. Ridicule away or, better, share your own in the comments section below.