When I was a younger man, a few friends of mine invented (or maybe they just passed it on) a game called "The Six Beer Challenge". The objective of this game, other than getting completely bombed, is to drink at least six beers in thirty minutes. If you drink six beers in twenty-five minutes, well hey, you're a hoss, and you better get seven.
Looking at the SEC's returning quarterbacks in 2008, I got to thinking, who, if you brought all of them into a room together, would win the six beer challenge?
Remember, there are no losers in this game.