...was apparently constructed with the help of Rock 99.5, Birmingham's Home for Pure Classic Rock!
|I was going to make a joke about how my love of classic rock has yet to manifest itself in a mullet and wrestling pants, but then I realized "hey, that guy has two trashy bikini babes hanging on him!" and decided mullets and wrestling pants are nothing to joke about since I love trashy bikini babes and wish I had two following me around at all times. And yes, I am aware it is only an illustration...|
So here's how we do: Put your iPod/iTunes/Zune/whatever on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up. No cheating to make yours look cooler, so if your list looks like it might have come from the contemporary soft rock hits "your wife/girlfriend" programmed into your radio presets you'll just have to suck it up for some ridicule. REO Speedwagon what!
1. The Allman Brothers - Melissa
2. Soul Asylum - Sexual Healing
3. War - Low Rider
4. Midlake - Roscoe
5. Metallica - Master of Puppets
6. Aerosmith - Honkin' on Bobo
7. ZZ Top - Tube Snake Boogie
8. Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run
9. Pink Floyd - Sheep
10. The Rolling Stones - Mixed Emotions
Nico2.0's "Song of the Week"
DeVotchKa - "Venus in Furs"