...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner. Since girly admissions got us dominating performances against Clemson, WKU and Arkansas, we'll mine that well one more time for Georgia. A few years back I was madly obsessed with a little show called The OC. Now that ought to be embarassing enough, but I'm going to go a few steps further with this one. I liked the show so much that I actually had this as my cell phone ringtone:
Is that embarassing enough? Not for UGA it isn't. Going another step further, I had to have knee surgery around this time and found myself in my doctors office, stripped down to my boxer shorts, and trying my best to ignore the two attractive nurses in the room. So there I am, skinny, pale chicken legs swinging from the examination table, when my phone goes off and the whole room is filled with "CAAAAALLLLIFFFOOOORRRNNIIIAAAAAAAAA." The nurses did an admirable job of not outright laughing at me, but they were both red in the face from the effort and could tell how embarassed I was, making it even more humorous for them. Not one of my manliest moments, but if sharing it here will get us a win tomorrow night, it will have all been worth it. Ridicule away or, better yet, share your own in the comments.