...or, Todd Attempts to Curry Favor With the Football Gods by Admitting his Moral, Cultural, and Intellectual Flaws in a Very Public Manner.
In high school, I was such a dork that I spent my mornings before class started and most lunch hours playing Magic: The Gathering for a good part of my junior and senior years (and, worse, actually spent a friday night or two or too many to count at a local comic book shop playing as well). Even more damning, I dabbled in both the Star Wars and Star Trek variety of CCG as well.
An unholy triumvirate of dork right there...
Ridicule away or, better, leave your own admissions in the comments section below.