I'm afraid to report that it was a bit of a down week for the meltdown column in terms of sheer volume. We didn't quite see as many meltdowns this week as we would like. As a general matter, fans of Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and South Carolina were really just happy that their respective teams played it close, and some things really just didn't materialize on some other fronts.
Nevertheless, we do have three meltdowns this week, and they come from Auburn, Ohio State, and Texas A&M. And what they don't have in size, they make up for in quality (that's we she said). Auburn fans went nuts after losing ugly to Kentucky at home, who brought in a true freshman quarterback, Ohio State fans quickly imploded with an upset to Purdue, and with Texas A&M giving up 60+ points to a 3-3 Kansas State team, it looks like Aggie fans have just lost all hope. Combined, their plight is one great delight to the casual reader.
Now, as always, the language does get bad, and at times it gets VERY bad. If you don't like reading obscenities and the like, this column is not for you, and I strongly urge you to read on right now and skip this piece. You've been warned.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is meltdown time:
5-19. Why are you surprised?
I don't think we should get rid of Chizik now. But there is absolutely NO excuse for this loss tonight. Maybe we shouldn't have hired him in the first place.
I'm not surprised at all...as long as Chi-Sick is our head coach, we will be mediocre...he'll be able to recruit well enough to get us to 7 or 8 wins most years...but he'll never win the SEC West, much less the SEC. He's mediocre...and we're seeing that already.
Until we put up the money to go after a big time coach that can put us back on the big stage like the turds did with ***** then we might be in for a couple of tough years with this program
Can we ever be a top-tier team with Jay Jacobs as AD?
We were an average team before JJ and we'll be an average team after JJ. I was blasted last week for saying we were comparable to Ole Miss, but it was and is the truth except Ole Miss is better than us at the moment.
I wouldn't call any program with one MNC in 118 years a powerhouse.
We were outcoached in a big way tonight.
Something is seriously wrong with Todd... I'd have to assume his shoulder is messed up again looking at how his deep balls were way underthrown. If this is the case it's time to sit him and start Caudle.
anybody still worried about losing Malzahn? HILARIOUS!
Wow... I had no idea we were this bad.
Did Malzahn smoke crack before the game? His playcalling suggests he did.
TIRED of the silly crap on offense.
Please graduate and have a nice life #5, #18, #12, #75, #4. Thanks for the memories.
R.I.P. to Auburn's passing game in 2009. You died waay too young.
Looking forward to 2010 with 2 new coordinators.
Chasing Jack with Jose. Not kidding....
we suck we suck we suck we will win 1 more game we suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re going to lose to fucking Kentucky
Wow. I'm glad I'm drunk.
What is this trick bullshit Malzahn?
I was f'n third and one and we act like a friggin pansy ass Wac Bitch!!!!
ENOUGH is ENOUGH
Either we hire a new Offensive Line Coach and an Offensive Coordinator, or we (the fan base) need to make sure Tressel is GONE!!
Time for all to get their heads out of the sand - this game is passing tOSU by
I fucking hope we lose to Michigan. I'm serious. Only way we'll ever get the change we need to steer us out of the shitter.
Coming off an abortion of a game against KSU, and a drubbing in Lubbock next week (yes, Tech is going to maul us), predict the attendance for the ISU game. I'll go with 67,000ish...may be the first time in a decade we don't have 70,000 at a game (not counting the Texas State 2005 game)