With us getting deeper and deeper into the football season, that only means that the stakes become higher and higher with each passing game week. And that, of course, simply means that the meltdowns become all the more epic as we go. This week we have great meltdown material from LSU, Notre Dame, Michigan, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Auburn.
And I know what you are thinking, "But didn't Auburn beat Furman 63-31 on Saturday?" Yes, yes they did. But of course, as anyone who really knows much about Auburn is well aware of, a sizable portion of the Auburn fanbase really don't so much like their Tigers as they loathe Alabama with every fiber of their being, and oh that Patrick Peterson controversial incompletion / interception... well, let's just say you thought the LSU fans took it bad.
Anyways, we've got a lot of great material this week. We have conspiracy theories, championship game protests, Gerry Faust, toilet bowls, coaching wishes, guys going gay for the betterment of their team, Nuke Lalouche references, a trip to the Shoney's, and one guy who is afraid he might end up swimming with the fishes.
As always, the language can and does get rough, so if you don't like that then read the next piece on RBR. You've been warned, so don't come back crying later on.
And now, without further adeiu, it's meltdown time...
Is Les becoming this generation's Charlie Mac?
I am sick of the excuses Tiger fans come up with. Yes, we were the victim of a huge officials error, but Alabama is better. We have no discipline and our players are soft. They adjusted to everything we had success with earlier in the game and they played tougher. Crowton has taken us a far as he can on offense and our players need to take some pride in this team. Expect this trend to continue.
Is Les Miles becoming the Mark Richt of the West?
We're 7-7 in our last 14 SEC games...
LSU will NEVER win with JJ running the freaking option! Why cant Crowton get it through his head that it does not work!!!
How far is the SEC Office from the University of Alabama?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's not the team, it's coaching!!!!!!!!!!
Miles to Michigan? I'll pay his moving expenses.
Official petition for to never play in the state of AL. LSU just isn't going to get significant calls when playing a highly ranked Auburn or Alabama team in the state of Alabama
I'm not watching the SECCG in protest. For the first time ever I am not going to watch the SECCG and I think that the rest of the SEC fans (besides FLA/Bama of course) should do the same.
Miles needs to take the $30k hit and tell the stripes to kiss his ass.
Bama is gonna give us fits for years to come.
OH SHIT!!!!! Not good... Not fucking good at all...
How many recruits go if a coaching change???
who do you want as new coach?
My top choice right now would be to lure Mark Richt away from Georgia.
6-6 with this schedule? Imagine if we played in the SEC... 2-10.
Navy has how many 4-5 star recruits?
Is it too late to get Gruden here by next Saturday?
Every ND fan should root for Pitt this week!
Should Notre Dame have sacked Weis two years ago?
Finally! Bob Davie vindicated!
Fans need to revolt! This is horsecrap Uttter horsecrap. I dont care if we lose every Sentreal Henderson, Kyle Prater, Chris Martin, give me some damn kids who want to play and do not feel like playing Navy is "above them." I dont care if Clausen goes pro, Tate goes pro, Parris comes out of the closet and doesnt come back. WE suck
Anyone think NBC will pressure to ND to improve play or lose the contract?
We are ND!!!! And we are TOILET BOWL BOUND!!!!!!
CHARLIE--GET OUT. QUIT TONIGHT.
anybody heard who our new coach is yet ? wake me up when they make the announcement.
Nick Saban would come for $7,000,000 per year and recruit like no one has ever done at notre dame. he has no buy out at alabama. he is not a nice guy but would win a minimum of 10 games every year with the schedule that notre dame plays every year. why hire a guy like brian kelly and hope that it will work out when you could have a guarantee with saban. i don't understand why a program like notre dame keeps half-stepping with their coaching hires.
GOOD BYE CHARLIE FAT FUCK WEIS!!!!!
Even Gerry Faust's teams beat Navy.
I'm a die hard Michigan fan, but I would like nothing else than to see RR fired. Time to bring in Les Miles from LSU!!!!
bring back Gary moeller?
Snake oil indeed. Please list the reasons to believe RR will be successful at UM. I really can't find any. What top recruit will sign? The home crowd is booing like I've never heard. It Every week brings a new low to our storied program. Shame...
THIS IS AN EMBARESSMENt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
U of M football reminds me of the Holy Roman Empire. Once upon a time it was really big and important...but now it's just history.
The Buckeye will administer a stomping like we have never seen.
RR is appropriate initials. He is a trainwreck.
Who knew RRod was brining the spread defense as well as the spread offense to Ann Arbor?
Hey! 5-7 is an improvement on 3-9, right?
number 1 tune on RR's iPod: "Patience" by Guns and Roses
Worst...Michigan...football team...ever. RR keeps setting new marks for modern era mediocrity.
Unless we get hit with NCAA sanctions, be prepared for 2 or 3 more years of this crap. Unbelievable. In 2 years, this idiot has turned us into the joke of the B10.
The numbers don't lie...this is the worst coach in UM football history. It looks like Mary Sue is headed for the title of worst president of UM, as well.
Beat the Buckeyes? They will put the final nail in the coffin. I am not sure UM will be able to field a team in 2010 after that game. Remember Mcguffofie. It was his last game for UM. I think it will happen to several other players again.
Dead on Nine Zone. Dishonest. No character. No leadership. Snake Oil salesman.
Brace yourself for what is coming... I'm praying I'm wrong. But realistically, we will lose badly the next two weeks. Our defense just cannot stop anyone.
When I heard yesterday we had a 17 game, 43 year home winning streak against Purdue I got a sinking feeling. And sure enough...another streak broken. Unfrickin real. Let's just get it all out of the way and start fresh next year.
What would YOU be willing to do for a 7-5 record?
I expect Bob Stoops to possibly leave after next year. He has no intention of hanging around like Joe P of Penn State. He said as much not too long ago. I just hope he doesn't leave us in a lurch! Please get rid of Kevin Wilson before you leave.
I admire your optimism.
I say play the backups next week. We will be 30 point dogs at home next week with no business being on the same field as UF. Why not give them valuable experience, reduce the chance of any starter getting injured, and give Clemson nothing to gameplan?
how many eggs can a rooster lay?
Wow, our first safety of the season, that's new.
Go ahead and feel great about the fact that your games are fixed because bammer isn't good enough to win without help and the league office knows it.....
Honest question from an Auburn fan..
Does bammer pass out collection plates, like they do at church, to raise money for players and paying off refs?
or threaten to form a new conference sans Bama..................Bama alone doesn't not make the SEC the SEC.
You program has been on cheating since the 1920's,
bama just paid off the refs. INT was overturned