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Things I am Reasonably Certain Nick Saban Has (and Has NEVER) Said


A brief list:

Don't worry about those mental errors, son. So long as you're giving good effort, that's enough! WHAT THE $%$& ARE YOU DOING PLAYING A SHALLOW ZONE ON A *&^&^%$%#^%(*& POST?!? YOU *&^&*% KNOW THAT YOU PLAY PRESS ON THE *%$#*&^& X RECEIVER WHILE THE WILL COVERS THE &*%$#$@$ FLAT!
It's a shame that ODB had to leave us in his prime. Let's see if we can't get The Eagles to play homecoming this year.
"Bobby, do not even tell me where you are going, because if you are not going to Alabama I am turning you into the NCAA. You know you have a chance to start at Alabama at right tackle as a sophomore, and nobody would turn that down unless they did something illegal." "Bobby, if you're such a *&^*% that you're too afraid to compete against DJ Fluker, James Carpenter, and Tyler Love for the LT spot, then it's probably best you don't sign with me.