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Intrepid twitternaut kleph found this a little while ago: Mark you calendars, Colin Cowherd has a...

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Intrepid twitternaut kleph found this a little while ago: Mark you calendars, Colin Cowherd has a Nick Saban rant for tomorrow’s show. Not sure what his rant will be about, but I'm sure it has something to do with a like dip in ratings for this pee drinking, joke stealing, "I feel threatened by blogs because they show everyone I'm a fraud because their commentary is far better and funnier than anything I could ever accomplish and it's also free" waste of air. Anyway, being the original entertainer that he is, it looks like he's going to bash Nick Saban for something stupid (seriously, what has Saban done to draw anyone's ire lately?) and anger Alabama fans just to get his name out there again. Normally we'd ask for a volunteer to take one for the team and listen to see what the pee hole says, but who cares? No one gives two wet rips about anything this nozzle has to say in the first place, and personally I'd happily strangle a bag full of kittens before agreeing to listen to a single, sniveling syllable fall out of his word hole, so it wouldn't be right for me to ask one of you to do it. Just be warned, so when your Aubie co-workers start running their equally ignorant mouths, you'll know why.