Remember Corey Lemonier, the five-star defensive end Auburn nabbed out of Hialeah, Florida last Wednesday? Well, as per the pictures he has posted on his Facebook page, he apparently loves guns and Corvettes.
The Corvette picture, by the way, had the caption of "my first car." I think it goes without saying that this guy obviously isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but then again this is the guy who just announced that he was signing with, and I am quoting directly here, "The University of Auburn."