Roll Bama Roll: The Movie

Picture this with lots of Hank Williams Jr. in the soundtrack

It's the off-season and we gotta do what we can to keep ourselves amused without our beloved football. In a desperate attempt to find levity in the middle of the ongoing disaster of the Georgia AD's arrest, the guys over at Dawg Sports came up with the wonderful idea of casting their blog as a movie. And, since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I'm gonna swipe it like nobody's business.

Now I'm neither funny enough nor creative enough to come up with the proper folks to portray the parade of characters that make up the dysfunctional family we call Roll Bama Roll. So I'm putting this one out to you all. If RBR: The Movie got made, who would be cast in the various roles?

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