clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Alabama Merchandising is Getting Ridiculous | Now In Your Local Freezer Section!

New, comments

Folks, are you tired of frozen breaded chicken breasts that don't dominate your taste buds for a full 60 minutes?  Are you ready to give your dinner plate the absolute best you possibly can relative to your determination to have a winning attitude at every level of life? Are you committed to eating at a championship level 7 days a week so that when your opponent leaves the dinner table all they can think is "I never want to eat frozen breaded chicken breasts against him again?" If you answered yes to all of these questions (and why wouldn't you?), then have we got some good news for you!

I feel like chicken chicken tonight...