Your Friday Hoodoo Thread | Iron Bowl Edition

We did the right thing by staying loyal to the Football Gods last week, so throw yourselves on the mercy of the Football Gods once again and beg their favor on our beloved Crimson Tide's fortunes the rest of the year. Football Loki is, after all, Football Loki, and the last thing we need is the unthinkable. Bring it in the comments with your admissions, oathes, rituals or whatever you've got. My standing pledge to read 50 Shades of Grey in return for an SEC Title (and perform and record a dramatic reading from said book for a BCS title) is still in effect. Roll Tide.