Folks, it's time to throw ourselves on the mercy of the Football Gods again. Though we came out with a win last week, the Football Injury Gods showed their cruelty, so bring your best this week as we head to Fayetteville to open SEC play. As for me, I will repeat once again that I will read 50 Shades of Grey in return for an SEC Title, and perform and record a dramatic reading from said book for a BCS title. And as a special bonus embarrassing admission I'll admit that I have "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" set to record on my DVR. So fire away with your own admissions/oathes/whatevers in the comments.