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This week, Roll Bama Roll counts down the best guts in college football.

That's a lot of belly.
That's a lot of belly.
Kevin C. Cox

With all the recent Combine talk analyzing 40 times and vertical jumps, I think it's high time the big fellas got their day in the sun. Football wouldn't be football without the fat guys, amirite? Behold the top ten guts in college football:

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10. Charlie Weis: Nobody applies pressure to khakis like big Charlie. That belt is for decoration only.

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9. Kawann Short: Don't hear much about this fella in SEC country, but his Dunlap disease is noteworthy.

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8. Jesse Williams: He made the list because bammer made me put him here. It wasn't me, Jesse.

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7. John Jenkins: This Dawg will hunt...for french fries.

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6. DJ Fluker: The man is simply a behemoth.

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5. Louis Nix III: Sources in South Bend have confirmed that Nix swallowed Lennay Kekua. In any case, his gut tells him Alabama is pretty damn good.

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4. Terrell Brown: This Ole Miss DL stands 6'11" and- wait for it- 390 pounds. Buffets beware.

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3. Johnathan Hankins: Check out the depth of that belly button. Impressive.

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2. Phil Fulmer: Yeah he's retired. So what? It's my list and we're gonna make fun of this doughnut-addicted waste of severely stretched skin one more time, mkay?

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1. Chance Warmack: Am I biased? Hell yeah, I'm biased. Deal with it. Chance was Warmacking before Warmacking was cool. Gump hard or go home.

So, who did I forget?