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immutable noun \(ˌ)i(m)-ˈmyü-tə-bəl\
- not capable of or susceptible to change
- changeless; constant
In a conference known for systemic occasional rule-breaking, the foremost immutable law is that Auburn has always, and will always, pay players. This law is only trumped by the second immutable rule: Auburn always gets caught, whether or not the NCAA chooses to act.