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This week's edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

This week's meltdown should be served with chili and brisket as there is a decidedly southwestern flavor repped by Oklahoma and Baylor plus, for the third consecutive week, the Aggies (sorry guys, had to do it) who introduce us this week to BAS- Battered Aggie Syndrome. For good measure, Florida throws its hat in the ring as well, and it's hard to blame them considering they managed to get housed in the Swamp by a mediocre team that only managed 120 yards of offense. Something tells me Gator fans will have nightmares of Will Muschamp and Jeff Driskel for years to come. As always, much of the language in this post is vile, disgusting, and offensive. If this type of thing bothers you, then read no further. You have been warned. Enjoy.

The coaching staff is a fucking clown show

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that's it. I've had it with these assholes. Do other teams pay our coaches cash under the table to burn timeouts?

If timeouts were crack, there'd be a whole lot of fucked up tweeker OU coaches the way our staff smokes them

If I ever meet Jake Trotter I'm going to cunt punt him into the next county.

I have beer shits...I can't yell in case I shart

If I could, I would grow a big black cock just so I could make him suck it.

Fuck you Michael hunnicut. If anyone ever calls him money cut again I hope you get aids

What a fucking shit show...

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? KANSAS STATE IS GOING TO FUCKING BEAT US! FUCK! We cannot get out of our own way.

Wow what a fucking cocksucking pussy

Espn and SEC conspiracy keeping OU down.

I saw that play coming. 10 fucking yards off on 3rd and short. Fuck you Mike. Fuck you.

Bob must be own the Les Miles clock management video.

Fuck these coaches. Fuck this gameplan. this is a 8-5 team

All of you fuckers that made fun of the ksu kicker during the auburn game just got your karmic payback

Fuck you, Michael Honneycut, you disgusting pussy.

This defense is a bunch of over rated pussies. Can't tackle or cover. I'm tired of this BS.

This team isn't just trash, it's Ebola hazardous waste

Yeah, I will say it. FIRE BOB STOOPS. Fuck that lazy ass bitch.

I hope Michael hunnicutt gets hit by a bus tonight. Fucking pussy ass bitch kicker
What a fucking embarrassment. Worst fucking season under stoops. Just a whole other level of "I just don't give a fuck" displayed by our coaches and players

Ahmad Thomas fucking sucks.
Dominique Alexander is lost.
Tapper has quit.
Grissom is up and down.
Striker is AWOL.
HONEYCUTT IS A CHOKER.
Stop blaming coaches. The players lost this game.

Fuck this heartless, poorly coached piece of shit excuse of a sooner football team. I officially have better shit to do on Saturdays this fall. Starting now... OUT

Bill Snyder can DOAFHA. Fuck that old fudge packer.

so this is what it feels like to be fucking clemson.....

May be the most over rated OU team in history. Heupel has to go. A blind quadriplegic could figure out his playcalling. Sad and emberrasing

But we have great family values, no midnight oil for this bunch!!! yea family values.

Bob Stoops' post game press conference:
"I'd like to congratulate Bill Snyder on a hard fought win...........rabble rabble, execute, rabble rabble, speshal, rabble, rabble, we got out-executed, rabble, rabble...speshal, execute, out-executed.....We still have the Anal Bead Bowl to play for."

I'm suing Bob Stoops for making me a raging alcoholic today. That's on him, dammit!

Season is over in October. That is inexcusable here. I don't give a shit about a bowl game. I don't give a shit if someone can do voodoo math and tell me we can win this shittastic conference.
It is simply inexcusable at Oklahoma to give up more than 500 yards and lose at home and be out of the national title picture the third Saturday in October.
I'm so done with this overpaid waste of a staff. If they pull it togther and win a bowl the media will blow them and swallow and we'll be top 10 next year and get to repeat it.

Fuck this team... Every single fucking year. Fuck Heupel, and fuck our shitty defense. This season is over for us. See you guys at the fucking little ceasers bowl

"We ask the fans to please stop throwing things on the field."
No, ref, YOU stop throwing things on the field.

I guess they have to call a few on WVU so the bias isn't quite so obvious.

Petty has driven me to drinking and rolaids.

lol so bad. time for me to mow the lawn.

So overrated. We will lose 1 AT LEAST 1, maybe 2 more. BRILES STILL CANNOT COACH DEFENSE!!!!

Holgorson is a smarter offensive coach than Fat Pat is.

When did it become offensive to be pissed off at a lackluster performance? Did you ever think some of us aren't choir church boys who don't buy into the spoon fed mentality that goes on around here. I hate/love that I'm like WAC now.

We will rarely win big road games with Briles. Very undisciplined - lets players grab ass and break dance on the sideline

Stupid Motherfuckers.

Now 3-189 on third downs.

Well, maybe we can still get invited to a minor bowl game close to home.

At least the national media can finally wash their hands of our smelly carcass now. They've wanted to for some time now. They finally get their wish.

We had a Baylor-themed Birthday party here today because the birthday girl is a lifelong fan.
We were a total buzz kill today.

combination of a piss poor secondary, a headcase of a quarterback and butterfingers

It's time to retire our pansy light colored road unis. They just smell of weakness.

We shoulda invited Louisville instead.

I don't give a fuck. Neg me.
This team played like shit.
Petty is so motherfucking inconsistent. When he goes on the road, it's a whole NEW Petty.
Our recievers are supose to be the best in the country, but can't fucking catch shit!
This coaching staff should have done a better job on play calling, getting these players ready for war and leading this team to victory.
This defense played like shit. Were was the defensive line at? Oakman? You are considered a Top 10 pick on many boards and you play like this. Shameful D-Line performance.
Secondary. Why? Why do you never turn the fuck around?
Flame away. Post ToiletDuck's message. I don't give a flying fuck! We are better than this. I'm angered that we completly come out clueless.

Our secondary mascot is a flag.

These referees ARE CHALLENGED JUST BY DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB

Whelp I have food poisoning and gotta clean my bathroom. At least it'll be less of a shitshow than this refereeing.

FLAGS
FLAGS
FLAGS FLAGS FLAGS FLAGS
EVERYBODY

the yellow bowl.

This is bullshit in every possible direction.

And you get a flag! And you get a flag! Fuck it, you have a flag too!

shoot the refs. and if you will not shoot the refs, shoot me.

I'm still praying. But God is a realist.

Checking in so I can be a part of the meltdown thread when we make it for the third fucking week in a row.

No fans are melting down. This coaching staff and team already took care of that. #noheart

it is dry with lots of domination
Bite the pillows

Could the announcers suck off bama any more?

We should just punt on first down.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY PLAY CALLS JAKE SPAVITAL GO BACK TO PLAYING NCAAF13

Have a nice day everyone. I think I'll watch a movie, or read a book, or take a walk, anything but watch this ridiculousness.

Can Yeldin bench press 2,000 pounds or does our secondary suck?

It's all good though, our coach has a helicopter

Bama's color guard is nastier than this D.

Mother puss bucket. Looks like bama playing a high school squad.

We already have the ball gag in our mouth

Lane Kiffin is owning our guys.....just let that sink in,

Well this game is a big ol steaming pile of shit. Everyone enjoy the rest of your day.

Lolz why isn't anyone talking about our o line coach getting the can? His fatass is the reason we can't pass protect for more than 3 seconds

KDS: JFF I miss you. Thank you for fooling everyone into thinking I was a premiere coach, getting me a raise and extension and building us a new stadium and facilities. I'll send you Christmas cards every year.
PS: why couldn't you have stayed longer?

Fire Sumlin. Fire him now.

Anyone still thinking that dumb fuck Sny_er should still have a job after this game is blind or fucking stupid.

Utter garbage. I'm done watching this craptastic team. I've got better things to do, like clamping jumper cables to my nipples.

Snyder's Ebola defense....bleeding from every pore....

Fuck me in the goat ass!

this is ugly and it is gonna get rapey

If hill comes back in I'll slit my wrists.

I'm going to be fuming either way, so I might as well witness the full extent of this historic horror.

This is like nipple hair pulling torture.

When was the laaaaaaaast time... You let me dig in you, girl. CHEEKS GETTING PUSHED IN TO THE WHITE MEAT!!

Somebody want to put a hat on Foster, or are we going to wait until he decapitates someone?

I'll say it... Mercy Saban, mercy please!

BAS, like Ebola, has a 21-day incubation period... It's full blown now.

Gary Danielson is going to have to call a doctor after having this erection for more than four hours

Will save money by ditching premium until month before signing day because who gives a flying fuck the rest of this season after the last 3 abortions

I'm class of '13, first-gen Ag, so I was lucky enough to experience the first year of JFF. Granted, my first 3 years were subpar, but I did get to witness the Nebraska win, so all in all, I didn't feel like I had BAS.
However, after the excitement and rapid decline of this year, culminating with yesterday's horrific nightmare (I woke up this morning hoping it was a dream -- it wasn't), I now feel like I've contracted early symptoms of BAS and am on the way to full blown lifetime agony.

You are definitely experiencing the first symptoms. Much like Ebola and HIV, there is not cure.

My BAS returned when I thought I was over it and in treatment. But no, it will never go away. I have suffered thru this for so many years now I can't even remember the good years. 5 .5 mil for this is crap.

I feel like Nancy Kerrigan: "whyyyyyy? whyyyyyyyy?"

cheers to new buttholes after this raping.


Hey Guys I went on a distillery tour instead of watching the game. Who needs a bottle?

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT I'M GOING BACK TO ALL. CAPS AGAIN I'M FUCKING SERIOUS THIS TIMEJ

I am no longer in favor of firing Coach Boom. i think he should be sent to prison. In Mexico.

Transitive property mathematics:
Georgia vs. Mizzou: 34-0 Georgia
Mizzou vs. Florida: 28-0 Mizzou (and counting)
Florida vs. Georgia : OH SHIT

SERIOUSLY WHY IS DRISKEL STILL PLAYING. IT IS INSULTING TO EVERY PLAYER BUSTING THEIR ASS ON DEFENSE. I CSNT BELIEVE THIS.IS HE PURPOSELY TRYING TOPISS OFF EVERYONE TIL HES LITERALLY FORCED OUTTA GVILLE

GET THIS FUCKING TEAM OFF OF MY FOOTBALL FIELD

How could out take MILLIONS of dollars with a straight face and put that product out on the field? Madoff is saying Muschamp has no honor

Maybe we all exist in Muschamp's nightmare. All he ever wanted to do was coach Georgia, but now he coaches Florida. All he wants to do is escape this prison of a job, but he can't. No matter what he does he is damned to coach this team.

SERIOUSLY STILL DRISKEL WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON, IS TREON EVEN ON THE SIDELINES ANYMORE?

Will Muschamp's family better be ready to spend more time with him

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! Will Muschamp is literally pissing in Foley's face

DRISKEL NEEDS TO BE BENCHED FOR THE SEASON AND TRANSFER ASAP

AHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY U WANNA BRING HIM OUT AGAIN MUSCHAMP YOU DUMB IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT

I actually miss Ron Zook.

I want to get off Mr. Muschamp's Wild Ride

I've gone full white girl. This Blue Bell Sundae ice cream is delicious and helps mask the sadness.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gunshot

As a passive aggressive southern woman would say "God bless Jeff Driskel's heart"

I said it's great...to...be...a...Flori...sobs

He gator chomped in our fucking face, I threw my phone I'm probably doing acid tonight and I'm gonna have a bad trip but at Least I'll be in a new dimension where muschamp doesn't exist and I'm not experiencing alcohol poisoning fuck cunt shit cock ass balls moyjerfucker kill me

Hmmm... LSU sucks until they play us last week, then they suddenly look better.
Missouri sucks until they play us this week, then they suddenly look better.
Hmmm...
I'VE GOT IT, GUYS! WE HAVE THE POWER TO MAGICALLY HEAL OPPOSING TEAMS!
We should hold a tent revival and make some fucking money off of this...

Pretty sure Muschamp's ancestors ran the reactor at Chernobyl

Did you know that since the forward pass was legalized in American football it has been the most effective way to score points? No? Apparently neither does Muschamp.

I'm just really scared now about how brutally Georgia will destroy us in two weeks. Show us our way Lord Tebow.

I'd prefer a sandpaper handjob than watching this for another year.

Fucking let him throw it Jesus Fucking Christ how will you know if he can handle the game if you put him on a leash and use him as a scapegoat for your failing offense.

At least I don't have to listen to that retarded Palmer guy saying they converted the third and california. #silverlinings

Fuck Jeff Driskel. Seriously. Fuck him. He sucks dick. Sit the fuck down you scrub. You fucking blow.

Send Driskel to the glue factory.

HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOVEL.

i thought if we cut driskel's time he couldn't possibly have so much of an effect but he's a very efficient man

So are we a basketball school now?

That's Viagra commercial is the greatest thing I've seen tonight.

I don't want to ever see Driskel's or Muschamp's face again.

Hey Muschamp please come to my house and scoop my eyes out with a rusty spoon.