What do you mean you don’t have time for a Random10?

Supposedly we post/blog to a standard around here. Is this game not far enough up the hierarchy to justify a few minutes of your day to listen to just 10 songs, jot them down a piece of paper and then post to a fanpost on your most favorite Bama blog?

Hey! What's all this laying around stuff? Why are you all still laying around here for?

What the hell are we supposed to do, ya moron? We're all expelled. There's nothing to fight for anymore.

Let it go. War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.

What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

I mean common people look at the history of this site. From its humble beginnings, through thick and thin.

‘When I started here all there was were lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bar tender's face. That kind of place. I remember one guy had a bicycle reflector sewn onto one nipple."

You as the commentariat of RBR are held to a higher standard. You know exactly what day it is - IT'S FRIDAY - which means you have to devote your time and energy to the Random10, the HooDoo and now

It's time to work on your interviews.

My interviews? What do I gotta do?

You're gonna have to learn your clichés. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time."

Got to play... it's pretty boring.

'Course it's boring, that's the point. Write it down.

Now get with it - you have to do it yourself - you can't wait for someone else to take up your slack.

My editors and I have been wondering if you would consider writing a book for us, something about your um, political philosophy, what do you say?

I can't write.

Heh, heh, of course not, who can nowadays? Listen, I have trouble writing a postcard to my children. Look uhh, we can give you a six figure advance, I'll provide you with the very best ghost-writer, proof-readers...

so now post that RBR R10+1

1. My Own Peculiar Way - Willie Nelson (Songs)

2. Over My Head - Fleetwood Mac (Greatest Hits)

3. Off He Goes - Pearl Jam (Rearviewmirror)

4. Just Got Paid - ZZ Top (The Best of ZZ Top)

5. Hold On - Alabama Shakes (Boys & Girls)

6. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin (Early Days: The Best of Led Zeppelin, Vol. 1)

7. Your Gold Teeth - Steely Dan (Citizen Steely Dan Disc 1)

8. Brand New Day - Sting (Brand New Day)

9. Call Me - St. Paul & The Broken Bones (Half the City)

10. The Battle of Evermore - Led Zeppelin (Early Days: The Best of Led Zeppelin, Vol. 1)

Bonus Track: Woodstock - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Déjà Vu)

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