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NSFW: It's Meltdown Time! Week Twelve

This week's edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

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November losses, particularly upsets and rivalry games, tend to sting a little more for the poor souls who invest so much into consuming mass quantities of alcohol whilst watching their favorite teams fail miserably on the national stage. This week we start off with an Arizona State team that melted down in spectacular fashion, following up a big win over the Irish by losing to a mediocre colony of Beavers who had dropped three straight coming in. LSU proved that they once again spent everything they had on the Alabama game as they suffered a shutout at the hands of an Arkansas squad that had lost 17 straight SEC games. Notre Dame makes an encore appearance on the Meltdown, following up a blowout loss in the desert by making Touchdown Jesus weep over a home loss to lowly Northwestern. Last but not least, Auburn was destroyed in all phases of the game by UGA. As usual, the language in this post is horrible, vulgar, offensive, and not suitable for those who are sensitive to such things. Read on at your own risk. You have been warned.



WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED ?
WHAT THE FUCK UGHH I wanna scream

Thanks for making me stay up until 12:30 for this crap

Thank you to the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
for fucking up our play-off and Pac 12 Championship chances

I am honestly very ashamed to be a Sun Devil today, that game should be a W on the schedule. It doesn't matter that almost no one thought we would be 8-2 at this point, the fact is we were 8-1 and ranked No. 6 going into a relatively easy Oregon State game. There are NO excuses for that piss poor showing. They also pull this garbage every year; get our collective hopes up and dash them with stupid losses to bad teams. We play down to competition waaaaaaaay to often. Fuck you and fuck your fucking signature. Fuck

Well, shit. I knew we weren't good enough for final 4 contention, but it was nice to think about for a little while

HOW IS THAT FUCKER STILL ON HIS FEET?! YES, LETS PUSH A FUCKING GROWN MAN DOWN LIKE A GRANDMA AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS

Here comes the infamous Sun Devil no tackle defense

This was the fucking worst game of my entire life. What the fuck happened.

So. So. Pathetic. I'm crying I can't take this this is stupid.

Lets just shoot ourselves in the foot all the way down the field.

I hate our fucking team so fucking much right now....

So maybe we can go to the motherfucking holiday bowl again and get blown out by some shitty ass team.

I bet he is just drawing Dickbutt in his notebook there...

I don't hurt at all. I'm just kind of numb. I think this is what you feel like after a bus hits you.

IF A PAC-12 REF, HITLER, AND STALIN WERE IN FRONT OF ME AND I HAD A GUN WITH 2 BULLETS, I WOULD SHOOT THE PAC-12 REF TWICE!

Corvallis, Oregon: Where dreams go to die.

Dural's not open
Dural's almost open
Dural might be getting open
Fuck it, throwing to dural

I'm starting to think something happened. How the fuck does your best player only get 5 carries.
Inexcusable.

Could our team be any more f'ing dysfunctional right now? It's borderline sad.

Les is not changing his offensive philosophy. He is not going to all of a sudden stop being stubborn. He will not become intelligent overnight. We are stuck with this clown and his horrible brand of football until he decides to retire. We will continue to lose 3 games or more a year, despite having more talent than 11 out of 12 teams on our schedule. Can't wait until he retires so that I can start enjoying LSU football again.

The problem isn't Les, it's idiotic expectations from fair weather fans, it's probably due to the lack of intelligence in south Louisiana, a large margin of our fans are dumb as shit.

If LSU hadn't choked away the 2012 and 2014 Bama games college football would look a lot different right now

You fucks keep on crying about penalties more than our lack of offense under Elmer Fud

we are being assfucked by a team this 0-17 in its last 17 sec games.

This team is seriously fucked. Something seriously neds to change. Les is a fucking idiot.

lol having to use a timeout because miles has no clue. fucking clown please go to michigan

Saban made Les quit. Les made me quit. I can't even..

Miles has an ego problem. That's right, He has an ego problem. The only other option is a cognitive mental deficit, and many would not rule that out, and neither will I, but I truly feel it is about him proving everyone wrong when he is challenged on his selection of a QB.

Michigan, WE NEED YOUR HELP

Did Les fuck the head of SEC official's wife or something?

I am about to become a Baylor fan. They score points.

ugh, this team is fucked
No offensive leadership, kicker sucks, qb sucks, play calling sucks, everything sucks

Jack Shit might actually be an improvement

LSU is a mediocre team in the SEC west. We're not close to being a contender. We have fallen and fallen hard. Tough but that's the way the cookie crumbles. LSU has crumbled. There won't be some magical turn around next season. The two qb's on the roster are what we get next year. This game didn't even bother me. I gave Arkansas a better chance of winning than LSU. The decline has been in the works for a while. Took a while to get there and will take a while to get out. Bad qb play will never get you out.

Can we just end this season already? I'm serious. Just burn the record books for 2014. Cancel the conference championships. Just have Oregon, Alabama, and Florida State play a game of rock paper scissors, get it over with, and spare the rest of us. I'm tired of seeing teams let these 3 trash heaps do whatever they want. This has been the most forgettable season of college football I can think of since...well, maybe 2008, but before that, I have no idea. I didn't pay any attention to college football until this evening, with no idea what the schedule was today, and I didn't miss a damn thing. I might as well continue avoiding this sport until the postseason, because NOTHING is going to change in the standings.

And the root cause is Kelly treating 84 guys like chattel and kissing the ass of a QB with the heart of a hamster who cheats on tests.

Belk bowl here we come.

We are becoming a national joke.
Hard to even argue with anybody, our team isn't prepared. Or care enough. Crazy.
It is hard to watch this teams implossion.

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer....here I come.

I was hoping for some jail sex today

Translation of this commentary: BK is an asshole.

Being out coached by Fucking Shitzgerald is enough reason to get a big fat dick in the mouth

40-40....No. Just...just no. It's baffling...BAFFLING! how much this team has digressed since that FSU game. 40 points....40...FORTY FUCKING POINTS! Keep in mind, this is one of the worst offenses in college football. ONE. OF. THE. WORST.

Any chance we find out Ebola was going around the locker room?

Jesus titty fucking Christ.

This type of performance would make BYU fans drink.

I'm done. See you next season.

Hello 7-5. Hello to not caring on Saturdays.
Oh and at least we don't have to worry about the NFL stealing our head coach!

I think Tony the Tiger's basement team with that weiner kid at QB and the helicopter dad could beat the hell out of VanGorder's D right now. Go Kellogg's!!!! They're great!!!!

Lmfao at Kellys play calling. Dude is just saying "fuck you" to everyone right now.
Reminds me of a 13 year old playing Madden.

they act like Cam McDaniel is jesus christ himself. The dude is a marginal 2nd string running back.

Remember when Everett Golson was a Heisman contender and he threw no interceptions in the first three games? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Is this where we hire Brady Hoke?

I feel like I just took a shit and then wiped with steel wool.

for as much as Notre Dame likes to position itself as pro-life that sure was an abortion of a game

Where's that guy that was going to swan dive off his roof. I'm coming over

Serenity now

I've seen better defense on To Catch A Predator

line Nick up as WR and overthrow him and then tell him that's what the rest of the guys feel like shitebird

I hate life

Football is stupid. I'm done

We need to fire the weed coach.

How many people does Coleman tackle a game? I promise he needs to be on defense

Fuckin Retardo Louis

Draw... Give up, just give up then... Our receivers are getting open and we run a draw... I'm about to melt like an ice cream on a damn hot summer day...

Nick should kick the receivers right in the nuts.

fuck this shit did we practice this week? fucking dropped passes...muffed punts...shon coleman cant block for shit...i dont get it at all
OH AND OUR DEFENSE STILL SUCKS HELEN KELLERS TIT

Defense pisses their panties in the presence of UGA's #27.

just end this season
can we forfeit our bowl game?

Bama will beat us by 30.

I hope UGA gets 50+. I guess that is what it is going to take for some fucking changes to be made.

Screw these damn commentators... They riding that dawg dick hard

We couldn't stop a true freshman QB last week from pulling our pants down and going to town on our cornholes and you want them to stop Chubb.

Our players don't look like they give a shit...

We fucking suck fucking dick

Fuck this team. None of the coaches or players have tried to win a game outside of Nick, CAP, Rob, and Quan since fucking LSU. This regression of the defense has been torture to watch. Y'all remember the threads that were started calling the defense the best since 2007? We were fucking fooled.

Get off your knees Ellis you're blowin the game.

At my gf's house full of uga fans, too drunk to drive home.
Send help, pls

At this point we're not just shooting ourselves in the foot - we're taking a 12 gauge to the face

Meanwhile Alabama is going to go win their 43rd NC and we'll have to listen to that all fucking year long.

It's been a while that we've lost a game by a lot. Not having a heart attack the entire game is nice

Our "defense" is a collection of B-Movie sports actors.

You know what makes it all even worse? I cheered for Bama today.

If I see that stupid fucking play action pass one more time I will blow my brains out.

this is karma isn't it

This team is pathetic. Florida, FUCKING FLORIDA, scored 40 points and ran for like 800 yards against this defense. No passion, no anger, no desire, no nothing. Nobody is busting their ass out there like they were last season. Fucking pathetic. It's one thing to fight with everything you've got and lose. It's another to lay down and take it like a fucking bottom dweller. This season is officially wasted.