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Alabama leads the series 48–25–5.

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Kevin C. Cox

Bammer's definition of sports specific hate: A feeling of utter dislike, loathing, disregard, and general hostility towards a university (mainly Tennessee and Auburn), sports team of that university, and the fan base who cheer for those sports teams based on zero amounts of rhyme, reason, or objectivity. Not be confused with actual hate towards things I would like to see die or have horrible things happen to. (See terrorists and/or caillou)

I don't know about you, but most of my venom is aimed at certain teams that wear orange. LSU is a rival for sure but I am gonna mix in a little good with the bad.

Bad

Honey Badger THIS, Honey Badger THAT. Everybody in America (except Brent Musberger and a few folks in the boot-shaped state) got so sick of hearing about this guy.

Good

Honey Badger THIS, I will never get tired of.

Kevin Norwood Honey Badger gif

BAD

The French Quarter is full of stupid vomitous drunks.

GOOD

You can leave the next day and not have to clean up after yourself.

BAD

Baton Rouge smells like corn dogs.

GOOD

It could be worse.

BAD

The preachy clichéd overwrought HBO series "Treme".

GOOD

The hottest woman on the show, Kim Dickens, is from Alabama.

BAD

The guys from lame-o "one hit wonder" Better Than Ezra all went to LSU.

GOOD

Better Than Ezra provided a funny SNL punchline.

BAD

Unoriginality: Tigers (along with Auburn, Clemson, Memphis, Mizzou, Princeton), stadium called Death Valley.

GOOD

They have original ways of of spelling words that rhyme with "go". Example: LSU's passing game sure does bleaux.

BAD

Since 1936, LSU has had a string of live Tigers named Mike as a mascot. They have lived alone mostly in an on-campus 2,000 square foot cage with few amenities.

GOOD

It's gotten better.

BAD

Rob Schneider Townie The Waterboy

You can't tell what the bleep Cajuns are saying.

GOOD

You probably are not interested in what they have to say anyway.

BAD

LSU won the National Championship in 2003.

GOOD

Bama got their coach.

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Do you have an GOOD and BAD? Share it with the class please.

ROLL TIDE!