NSFW: It's Meltdown Time! Rivalry Week Edition

Well, it's been a fun, profanity-filled ride folks, but all good things have to come to an end. The 2014 version of Meltdown Time goes out with a bang this week as two sets of Bulldogs suffered upsets from in-state rivals, Texas was blown out by TCU, and Auburn fans will never get used to losing to Alabama even when it's fully expected. The UGA fans were particularly salty about two terribly unfortunate fumbles on the Tech one-yard line and an awful clinching interception thrown by QB Hutson Mason in overtime, Texas fans blamed most of their shortcomings on QB Tyrone Swoopes, and the Auburn fans called for the demise of DC Ellis Johnson which actually came to fruition. As always, the language in this post is crude, vulgar, and offensive. If you are sensitive to such things please point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned.

I hope every one of those old white ladies pullin for the Rebs comes down with fibromyalgia tonight and turns to prescription drug abuse to ease the pain but becomes estranged from their families instead creating a rift that never truly heals

Hope you all die of Ebola. Goodnight.

Dan: "Okay Dak, lets run it up the middle."
Dak: "Coach, we did that last play."
Dan: "Yea, but this time we're going to be tricky about it."

So we've completed some good passes, and had some success running on the edges, but what if run Dak up the middle one more time to make sure that play won't work.

Fuck this team. We had a chance to be special and we were totally unprepared for the two biggest games of the season.
God dammit, I have never been so pissed and frustrated at this team.
At least we'll get a garbage time score to make it look closer right?

What a pathetic display of incompetence. I have never been more disgusted with this team in my life. Everything you had to play for, flushed down the train, on a national stage, vindicating everyone who said you didn't belong with the big boys.

If at any point I stop commenting please call 911, because I will have had a stroke, heart attack, or conniption.

Pass the fucking ball you stupid shits.

what is a defense and where do you get one

Did our offense even get off the bus today? Fuck, this is just like the Alabama game.

Fucking worthless defense

Sylvester croom is calling the plays for this game

College football makes no sense. That other team can't run the ball all year and then all of a sudden they can. They got dominated killed 30-0 last week and come and do this. Typical Egg Bowl shit.

MOTHER OF GODDAMN FUCK

Fuck me why do I get my hopes up.

We obviously aren't going to win convincingly, Verne, so shut the fuck up.

Dan Mullen you are the biggest goddamn blue baller. I've lost complete trust in you.

Our play calling is so bad that Gary is making sense. What is this shit?

Being a Dawg fan is like being married to a drug addict. You think she's turned the corner, then craps all over Thanksgiving dinner

Whoever called the squib kick should be shot.

Mason is the worst piece of shit qb I've ever seen at uga.

Just brilliant. GT's best receiver is out for the game and they're obviously not a throwing team, so what makes the most sense? Kick it out the back of the endzone and make them start from the 25, right? Wrong, our dumb as mother fuck coaches decide to pooch kick it to the 35 so they can return it to the 50 and then only have to go 17 yards to kick a 53 yarder. Just fuckng stupid.

I've almost been ostracized from my section. There is a tech faggt in our nice seats cheering his ass off and when I cussed him out and said I'd beat his ass all the families around us took his side. They told me to "take a deep breath". The girl he's with is a UGA fan tried to calm me down and I was like bitch know your surroundings. I've never been more pissed in my life than I am right now.

Christians don't steal year after year

Dawg folks that cling to CMR are like the guy that hangs on to the bad Girlfriend because she gave him his first piece...keeps remembering the good way it started so he keeps overlooking that she's effing all his friends years later.

I totally think this is what's going on. he is emotionless. He couldn't motivate me to take a dump. I'm so over richt. Let's throw out an offer to gundy. I think that guy could produce a winner here.

I would assume he does this every year. However, the bar is set very low to reward St. Mark the Pious for his unwavering faith in Jeebus Cheeto as his personal savior and footbal conseillère.
God damn, I am thankful for his belief in fairy tales. Give that fucker a raise. The Cheeto demands it.

Why was Georgia Tech not called for a single hold, all day? Unless you are 2012 Bama, you will get called for a hold or two when you run the ball 50 times. Unless there is some bullshit going on.

I'm aboard for the first time ever. I have literally never wanted to fire richt until right now.
The squib there is a firable offense. Just do the fucking mathematically correct thing. This is not hard

Rather than continuing to be a UGA football fan maybe 2 or 3 Saturdays a year, during football season, I'll just wake up and stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick. It'll save me time and money. Then I can come on here and just talk about how much it hurts to get stabbed in the nuts with an ice pick, and how much I wish it didn't hurt to get stabbed in the nuts with an ice pick. And in the offseason I can hope this year I don't stab myself in the nuts with an ice pick, knowing full well that I probably will. But I sure have more time and money on my hands.

Anyone else think the NCAA should switch to 99-yard fields?

Just fuck me.
I hate everything.

There is no god.

TECH HAS MADE CHUBB FLACCID.
GET SOME VIAGRA.

LOL, this is so fucking Georgia. I don't believe it.

I fucking quit college football forever. Fucking fuck me in my fucking ass god damn it what the fuck Bobo. We run for 70 yards in the second half and you think its a good idea to keep doing it in OT what the hell. I quit.

Swoopes is such a pussy

Fuck you cowboys. Fuck you Shawn Watson. Fuck you longhorn offense. Way to fuck my thanksgiving in the ass today

Jesus. Abort this with a coat hanger

Id rather shovel snow than watch the Texas offense. Fuck

O line sucks so bad, they make my dick hurt!!!!

Disgraceful performance. Swoopes can't play and the O-line couldn't block a dead man. Fire everybody at half time.

Can Obama issue an executive order for us to not suck.

I'm almost out of alcohol. Gonna have to drink mouth wash. Rubbing alcohol and NyQuil soon

I think the offense is smoking a bong in the huddle.

I promise you on everything holy that fucking Heard is going to suck the biggest cock in the history of college football in this offense.

I'm going to play call of duty afn get owned by 10 yr olds. That's much better than this shit show

i'd rather be raped by a 80 yr old bill cosby than watch another second of this offense

Watching this offense and Black Driskel is very deja vu for me.
I recommend alcohol....or black tar heroin.

I really really expected better than this tonight... we fucking gave an early Christmas to the frogs. Maybe we need ALL the Mack residue to wash out of this program. Between Swoopes and Quandre--jesus titty fucking Christ. What a mess.

I'm not feeling thankful

Diggs pissing down his leg. Swoopes crapping himself as 95,000 people' watch and the worst fucking called offensive game this year. Fuck this. It's like fuckin 2013 all fuckin over again.

time for me to turn the channel, I could be jacking off right now

I hope to God we don't get Ark. They will beat us by 30.

maybe the plan is to get swoopes killed?

Lets just lose this 48-10, you fucking waste of talents fucks.

Fuck you Fatterson. And fuck TCU people. God fuckin damnit. I'm so fuckin pissed.

I hate TCU and Baylor so much, fuck those Jesus lovin private school pussies.

Well, the ass rapings of the Mack brown tenure continue on. I thought w the a as hire the yearly ass lickings would end, not so much.

Jesus fucking Christ on a crutch

My balls hurt.

If garret Gilbert was impregnated with derp's baby, and then they aborted it, it would still be better than Swoopes.

The last Thanksgiving I felt this terrible was the Thanksgiving I saw my mom naked - and still fapped.

Our defense is hot fucking garbage and has been now for a fucking DECADE.

fuck that shit, i am trying my hardest to type corectly while being completely fucked up drunk.
We had this game but fucking ellis hhjohnsone decided tthat is was not a good fucking idea to guard the oONLY FUCKING PLAYER on their tiam that is wotrth as shit.
fuck i am meling harcc ore. giv me my sig so ican sleep and pbe picssed off tomorrwo aand get over it.
fuck you alabama
hgire a new DC

And I bet nothing fucking changes next season. Same fucking coaches, same shitty mistakes, same unnecessary penalties, etc. We refuse to try anything different.

I'm sitting on a bowel full of bricks

Why the fuck do we not even try to put a bump on Cooper. We just let Cooper go unchecked. FUCKKKK

Fuck you Ellis.
Fuck you Garner.
Fuck you "Cheese".
Fuck you Smith.

So fucking drunk and pissed. Missed opportunities in the red zone have cost us this game. I don't even know who to blame. Fuckin shit

Can't wait for half of this defense to get the fuck out.

I could kick a puppy.

FIRE EVERYONE
undisciplined, uncoached, unskilled. Im done.

Someone call the paramedics, I'm about to have a heart attack.

Somebody rip Ellis out of the booth and sell his house in AU NOW!!!!!

Those hand picked refs by saban really paid off in a big way.

Ellis Johnson is Eric Ramsey in disguise

Ok that's the bottom line. We need to fire every single defensive coach we have. We also need to fire the special team coach. There is absolutely no reason to give up runs when you know they are going to run out the clock. Heck at this point I am about ready to see Gus go also. We had them and the offense went to sleep. Just know excuse for what has transpired the last quarter and a half. None at all. We had the talent to be better we just did not have the coaching. Shame on you Gus, shame on all the coaches.

Maybe the REC could find a home in Gitmo since its population has been dwindling.

Thank God I bought a copy of Grand Theft Auto this week. Time to run and gun a bunch of casual civilians so I can get a taste of what it's like to be Bama in the 2nd half of this game.

Does anyone know how to make yourself believe that there's more to life than just football? Asking for a friend

Lane, if you ever try to copy Gus's fist pump again, I will skullfuck your wife

Auburn fans love Auburn, Alabama fans love Alabama football.

I hope you Bams all get stomach flu. Go Mizzou. If not go #4. If not go #2 or #3. What a wasted year. Thanks SEC office for the stupidest schedule in the history of the SEC.

This is why I hate sec refs. Alabama never pays them and they don't need to. They are all fans so they let blatant penalties just go. I'm so fucking sick of all of them.

EAT A GIANT BAG OF SHIT-COVERED DICKS, ELLIS.

You know the loud mouth ignorant bammers are coming for us.... something that I have found that is quite useful, is to de fuse the entire conversation by saying "yes, the best team won.... wow what a game huh?" then continue on to the next topic of the day. It will save you a lot of Gahuck, Gahuck, Gahuck, we beat your team etc......

Nick Saban, you are a fuck. Go fuck yourself. War damn.