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Arachibutyrophobia
noun \i ra `kid `bue ti `roe `pho `bi a \
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the fear of having peanut butter stick to the roof of one's mouth.
There are many irrational fears; however, arachibutyrophobia may count among the oddest of phobias, therefore damning Jimmy Carter to a baleful loneliness.