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NSFW: It's Meltdown Time! Week Eight

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Another edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

Jason Getz-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome to the Week 8 Meltdown, folks. The schedule was a little light this week but there was still enough fuel to produce three quality melts. Leading off we have Florida State fans who got to experience their own "kick six" agony. This seems to be an epidemic. Next up are the Utah fans who had started to buy the hype, with QB Travis Wilson taking the brunt of their angst. Last, we have Auburn fans who are still surprisingly producing quality material. Have to give them credit for not packing it in. Arkansas was one of the few winnable games left on their schedule and they were oh so close, losing in triple overtime. Bowl eligibility is a legitimate concern for them at this point.

As always, the language in this post is horrific. If you are offended by such things, please point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned. Oh, and don't forget to vote for the winner!

#FSUTwitter

Our Aguayo, who art on the sideline, hallowèd be thy leg.
You field goal come,
Thy kick be done.
In the red zone, as it is in Tally.

Well, that sucks monkey balls

Wow. Time for liquor. Lots of liquor

Thats like Auburn shit there

Don't worry
They're just sand bagging for the Clemson game...

Fucking choke job
Complete. Choke

Fug
Fug fug
Sincerely,
Fug

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We've had our Kick Six/Agony in Ann Arbor.
Enjoy the vitriol. The entire country just blew their load.

This is on Coker for transferring

Holy fuck.
Still can't believe it. Mindblowing way to lose a game. Wow. Can barely breathe.

Emerald Nut Bowl here we come

I'm angry and need someone to blame!

Maybe if Golson took PEDs we would win

This is what happens when I'm the optimist
I really thought we'd turned the corner last week, reminded me of the 92 GT game where we figured out the offense and the lights came on. I was thinking 37-17 tonight. Instead we got one step forward, two steps back, the mark of a young team. Clemson in DV is going to be ugly. . .

ESecPN finally has us as top billing though !?!?!?!

JIMBO AND HIS CONSERVATIVE FUCKING PLAY CALLING. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RUNNING WITH :55 LEFT. FUCKING NC STATE ALL OVER AGAIN.

FFFFUUUUUUCCKKKKKK

To those on here who said we won prematurely, thanks

quality loss quality loss quality loss quality loss quality loss quality loss quality loss quality loss

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

I need a hug. Where are the Michigan fans?

Good game, Tech. You guys outplayed us.
Fuck you, Based Chaos God.

GOD FUCKIMG DAMN IT TO FUCK

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

I DIDNT ASK TO JOIN THIS CLUB

I'll see you guys at AA.

Everything is bad, everything hurts.

Kill me, please. Now. Just...

... As frustrated as I am, it means we have the 'playoff' monkey off our back. But then again, I've had a pretty rough week and am drunk, so that might just be learned helplessness.

Im turning my phone off.. I cant handle it. The hate I'm receiving right now

I have triple options how to end tonight. 1. Drink 2. Drink 3. Drink

Fuck everything about tonight.

I FUCKING HATE PLAYING GEORGIA FUCKING TECH

I cant check social media on my phone. Because it accidentally flew from my hand into a wall. This is fine. This is ok.

Let's get out of here Michigan and Bama and create a world where special teams can't hurt us.

Utes


My Domino's pizza has been under "quality check" for like 20 minutes. That's gonna be one quality fucking pizza.

I heard all the Utah players colluded to play like shit today so that SC would no longer be interested in hiring Whittingham.
Jokes on you USC.

Welcome everyone to the "Travis Wilson is shit" experience. Ute fans have dealt with it the past few years, and now the world gets to see it first hand for the first time.

It's only a game, it's only a game....Fuck fuck shit fuck

Could our O shit the bed any harder? Stay tuned to find out!

All right Salt Lake City, commencing state-wide This Game Never Happened memory adjustment starting.... now.

I'm going to an alternate universe where Alex Smith was born ten years later guys.

One day we'll have a good QB... one day.

Im joining team chaos. I have been converted

Pac-12 after Sark...

AND my bank just called to let me know my credit card number has been stolen. WHAT A GREAT FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT. Good game USC, I'm going to go watch something that doesn't make me cry tears of blood.

The good news is I went to buy more Vodka because this game wasn't looking great. The bad news is that USC scored another TD while I was gone. I hope that a half gallon of vodka is enough to make me pretend that this game never happened.

when were you when Utah dies?
i was at gym walking stairs when espn ring
‘Utah is kill'
‘no'

brb jumping off something very high

Warm up the bus
It's over Utah is way over rated!!!!!!
No Pac12 title for them EVER!!!!!

That Cow College:

Just turned it off McKinsey is a pussy of the highest caliber.

This is a total shitshow

Someone's getting fired this weekend boyz

Actually just quit watching and turned the game off. I don't know if I've ever done that before. This is pathetic.

An intentional throw? This isn't the fucking x files. Our team just sucks.

I am actually impressed with the new Surrender-Pussy DefenseTM that our coaching staff has implemented to coincide with our Clumsy-Pussy OffenseTM. Give it some time and we may just end up the best team running these systems together.

no wonder JJ was hyped as a Heisman candidate...our D makes Brandon Allen look like Cam Newton

Can someone tell me what Gus is good at?
High Power offense? No
Stout Defense? No
Awesome Recruiter? No

Defense actually ain't playin' that bad fellas.
Its Big Bad Gus's Bailiwick that is shitting their diapers.

Our LBers can't even take a leg stinger like a man. They fall down like they've been shot.

ricardo made a catch
I'm buying jumbo bucks tickets

Ricardo Louis stood there like a dipshit. At least get in your stance.

My pants are filled with shit.

What does it feel like to stop someone on defense? What has it been? 7 fucking goddamn years?

Could we just roll Pat Dye in his wheelchair out on the field in place of Kris Frost?
At least the wheelchair would get in somebody's way.

Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense. Fuck our defense.

fuck off, Muschamp

There's just no words. Bench every single one of these motherfuckers that aren't inexperienced

Worse defense in the history of Auburn football. Shoot this flicking defense and put it out of its misery.

Pathetic defense and sorry ass stone hand receivers that can't catch a damn cold.

I don't know what the fuck possessed Gus to not give Peyton the ball, but pete's ghost needs to get out of him.. I can't believe we threw it when Barber was dominating them all overtime... What the ever living fuck...

NOW Auburn is confirmed as the worst SEC West team. Fucking fuck, fuckity fucking shit.

oh fuck it. I'd have rather just lost at regulation time