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This week's edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

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Welcome back to another week of Meltdown Time, folks. All kinds of hopes were dashed this weekend as we had four undefeated top ten teams on the same Saturday. Leading off this week, we have Notre Dame fans who watched their team get whipped in the first half then fall just short in their comeback bid. Next up, the Ole Miss fans who have come to fully accept and embrace disappointment. They were utterly trashed in the Swamp despite reports that half of Florida's team had suffered from the flu during the week. Next in line are UCLA fans who did not expect to lose at home to a previously disappointing Sun Devils squad, and we close it out with Georgia fans who had once again allowed themselves to get all worked up for nothing.

As usual, the language in this post is vile and offensive. If you are sensitive to such things, I recommend pointing your browser elsewhere. You have been warned.

DOMERS

/leaves bar and heads to liquor store

ND has had more drops than a first-week class roster for organic chemistry.

We can't even run the ball a yard and they fuck up and get 6. I mean what the fuck?

Hello I'm a Notre Dame fan and an alcoholic.
Edit: kill me

Right this way Clemson, we have a touchdown reserved for you.

Call me an armchair quarterback or whatever but this PLAYCALLING is HORSESHIT. My HS coordinator could do better. Fuck this it'll be the end of me.

Learn to fucking tackle defense. Jesus Christ

I just knocked a whisky over on my sons diorama. Let's see if his teacher calls social services because it smells like booze.

And a 40 foot tree just fell in my pool. Fuck you Brian Kelly. I blame you for that too.
Edit: no joke. My in ground pool is currently my draining into my basement.

Burn everything. Fire everyone. I hate all of the things.

STOP WITH THE SLOW RUN PLAYS. THEY DON'T WORK. I AM AN INTOXICATED COMPUTER PERSON IN CHICAGO AND I CAN TELL YOU THIS. YOU ARE A FOOTBALL COACH. YOU ARE MULTIPLEFOOTBALL COACHES. WHY IS THIS CONFUSING YOU.

Kelly fucking choked.

Missed pass interference in the end zone, next play a pick.

Missed holding on a long Clemson TD run.

Fucking hurricane leading to three fumbles and more dropped passes than I can count.
I thought God was supposed to like us...

What the fuck Kelly

waiting for this program to turn the corner is like being at a green light behind a car driven by a 17 seventeen year old girl who is looking for her hair brush, putting on her makeup, sending a text, and talking to her friends in the back seat.

I had some very important people over for a catered event and BK and his fumblers ruined it for me.

BK thinks he is smartest guy in the room still... What a smug asshole

Lyght and Denson couldn't catch a cold

#WAOM

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It pisses me off we can't lose like a regular team. We can win big games and have a solid season, but when we lose, we lose bad. Real bad. This isn't the same as Florida being upset by one point, we got spanked around the field all night. My entire life it has been like this. And it is frustrating.

As fun as the week was After beating Bama, it will be the worst this week after the ass-raping of Georgia and us losing the way we did. Hell, even fucking Auburn won.

Hot garbage? Hot? The fuck you say. He's cold as fuck. Frozen. Immobile. Stuck. Anchored. Static. Quiescent. Rooted. Stationary. If he were HOT garbage, he could at least accidentally get in someone's way. In his current state, he can't even do that....
I got a lot of opinions about the game but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

If there are any optimistic Rebel fans out there thinking Well we still only have one loss and we've got a little time to regroup, heal, and find that swagger again, don't kid yourself. Vandy and Florida were not fluky games. We are bad. Just bad. And now that we've exposed ourselves before even the meat of our schedule, I expect things will get even worse. In a couple weeks, the Memphis Tigers are going to beat the shit out of us with no mercy. We'll be lucky to win 7 games at this point. Fuck me.

When do we stop forgiving this shit? Games where the team just doesn't even get off the bus, mentally?

Does CHF have any indication, at all, that we will execute in the red zone the next time we're there? Oh yeah. It will work great against New Mexico State. So we're good to go. Works against one Aggie team then obviously it'll work against any Aggie team. Kill me now.

All of the fucking plays work if you execute. the problem is that the goddamn enemy is executing too. You got to find a play where your execution sets your men up in a more favorable position than the enemy defense execution. running into the middle of the shitting O-line isn't it. GOD DAMN IT

God mother fucking dammit, coach...
Stop being an asshole and admit that you are too fucking stubborn for your own damned good! !!!
You had all pro NFL talent salivating over 1 on 1 coverage from the 2 yd line and you chose TO RUN UP THE MIDDLE WITH AN O LINE THAT CAN'T EXECUTE THEIR WAYINTO OR OUT OF A PORTA SHITTER, FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!
You talk about the players executing, how about you coaches fucking execute, you fucking arrogant dickhead.

Next year can't we just Lose to Alabama and win the other Frakking games?

oh man
Chad don't know what the fuck he is doing

Dear Santa...
...please send OL that give two shits.

Fuck the fucking ncaa and their fucking piece of shit sweet ass time they're taking on Tunsil. God damnit our OL is getting destroyed. FUCK!

fuck it.
i'm going to watch something else. this is dogshit

How many of these bed-shittings are acceptable? Yes, Freeze has done wonderful things for our program. But goddamn, this is turning into a fucking pattern. And in year four, o-line is STILL our biggest weakness. When does that get addressed?

Are we sure WE'RE not the ones with the flu?

Stick a fork in it we're done
This game will be another in a long line of inexplicable fuck ups by Hugh freeze

why the hell is this soft ass coverage?
leave the goddamn men so wide open they can scratch their asses in the holes in the zone

I should've bought airplane glue.

Wha... What happened to all the sick players?

It's like Hugh Freeze forgot that we have explosive play makers. He tried to play offense like Alabama when we don't have the talent for that. What the everliving fuck. God fucking damnit. Fuck this shit. You think that you beat Bama so now you can make play calls like you have RBs that can run down hill. Hugh made terrible calls vs vandy and now his terrible play calling has cost us the game in gainsville. Fuck it. I can't watch this stupid excuse for a fucking football game. I'm going to wash the dishes and go the Fuck to sleep. Fuck these play calls.

Pour up drank head shot drank

Flu my ass. Grier got some kind of super Bug that gave him Superman abilities.

Our offensive line is getting gang raped. Kelly has no time.

NCAA is jizzing so hard to this game right now.

Fuck Florida and their cargo shorts wearing fans

well gator fans im glad your happy. at least one of us can be happy. while im sitting in a dark room tonight, rethinking my priorities, pondering the big picture, apologizing to everyone ive wronged via social media, crying, laughing, other stuff, idk. but im glad your happy because if everyone is sad that would suck. to everyone that has doubted, underestimated, and trashed ole miss, congragulations, you were right. im glad your happy too, and i hope your team is doing well. to all of my fellow ole miss fans. we will be ok. we are humans, and we will die one day, and it will all be over. i love you all.

BRUINS

promo code: fuck off draftkings

SOMEBODY PLEASE GET CABLE TV JOSH ROSEN OFF THE FIELD ADN PUT DIRECTV JOSH ROSEN ON IT.

Our offense looks like absolute owl shit right now.

Holy shit, we're fucking horrible

I don't even care about football anymore. I have a cute corgi to play with.
Life is pain.
Corgis are happiness.

Well we were gonna lose to Stanford anyway. Might as well destroy our dreams this week.

Tears falling as I fall down in a slow circle and die.

Hello darkness my old friend

I wish I were at home and not with my family at dinner. I want to drink until I forget what pain feels like. But I don't think my grandparents would approve.

Lost: pass defense If found please return to the Rose Bowl

Getting spanked by assclowns

another fucking year. same old fucking shit.

Excuse-o-meter
1. Freshman qb
2. Injuries
3. Dropped passes
4. Weird defensive fronts-cmon play fair
5. Trap game. Not sure why
6. D played well-except for.....

We might still be a top 25 team in the next polls.
If we beat SC, who beat ASU .....
If we get our injured players back next year we will be really, really good.
If we win all the rest of our games big, we could still possibly be national champs.
We are a young team with a young quarterback leading the team.
We would have won if Mora didn't let Lucien go to ASU.
We are a basketball school anyway.

Devin Lucien can eat a dick

Everything about that game makes me incredibly grateful that whiskey solves all of life's problems.

That was hands down the second worst rose bowl experience of my life. First was last year when Oregon beat the ever living fuck out of us, and in a dehydrated, drunken, heat borne rage, I turned to my roommate after we were down by 30 in the 3rd quarter and shouted, "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS" and we left

DWAGS

God dammit, that fucking sucked.

FUCK BAMA. FUCK SABAN. FUCK KIFFIN.
Fuck this fucking game!

I bet those fucking idiot odds makers in Vegas feel pretty stupid right about now.
UGA was favored for a while during the week. Guess they havent been watching Mark Richt for the last 15 years

I don't want to say I saw it coming but
I fucking saw it coming. Georgia gets fucking pantsed on live TV again. Big goddamn surprise.

I'm just sick of it. I've been a Richt supporter forever, and I understand the more measured concern, that in firing him, we may become Tennessee.
Just honestly though, when do we just admit that this isn't just who we are? We haven't won a game against someone we shouldn't have since probably ‘07 UF. 2012 was great, but honestly, that UF team was overrated. We haven't had that Hobnail Boot or 4th and 15 magic in forever. I want it back, I just don't know if it's ever coming back.
And that fucking sucks.

well I would hate Bama and their fans
but it is so very. very obvious they have sold their souls to get this run going, so I will leave them to their eventual "reward". They are basically a heroin addict. the next high will never be enough and the next crash is always worse. Eventually, they will OD and be found decomposing in an alley.
The great thing about being a UGA fan is that you simply can't invest that much of your soul in it, so you just learn to move on to the next aspect of your life the morning after.

I think this game may have ruined college football for me
Its not that I'm angry or frustrated or even disappointed. I just honestly don't give a shit anymore. All I could think about driving home was "There was nothing fun about this. Nothing."I don't want to watch this. I don't want to read about this. And I really don't want to write about this. Plus I don't have anything to say anyway.
Thanks Georgia. Peace out.

I can think of many words to describe this game, but there is only one that stands out in front: Typical.
And that's what hurts the most.

Pray HARDER Mark....
Maybe God will bless you with some coaching skills, because he gave you all the talent a REAL coach could want.

I'm Fucked.
The teams fucked.
The coaches are fucked.
We're all fucked.
Fire Errbody.

Jesus Tit Fucking Christ, that game was like the scene in "The Dark Knight Rises" shortly after Bane breaks Batman's back.
- "Torture?"
- "Yes. But not of your body... ... ... of your soul."

let's extend Richt another 10 years. Jacob Eason will save us...just like Stafford, Moreno, Crowell, Chubb, Mitchell, Gibson, Green.

Georgia Football: Making Alabama look good since 2008.

UGA FANS! THE TIME HAS COME! THE ANNUAL CYANIDE KOOL-AID DRINKING IS HERE. PARTAKE OF OBLIVION! WE SHALL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE MYTHICAL REALM OF "NEXT YEAR"

Same shit every single year. The special teams might as well not exist. Between Mr Joystick fumbling every other time he touches the ball or running fifty yards backwards to get an inch, I can't even watch special teams anymore. It's always a Jesus Take the Fucking Wheel moment.

I hate you Gary. I hate you Vern. I hate you Sanford Stadium. I hate all this fucking rain. I hate Saban. I hate Kiffen. I'd say I hated Kirby but honestly haven't seen my offense turn it up enough to notice. Fuck my TV and this reddit thread. I'm out. I'm becoming a monk and never caring about football again. Fuck it.

1. Verne and Gary need to shut the fuck up
2. Lambert needs to sack up
3. If we keep attempting to throw the ball I'm going to shit my pants
4. Verne and Gary need to shut the fuck up

CANT BLAME BLOWBO ON THIS ONE

Don't win often when you get a blocked kick for a TD....

fuck this gay earth

Charlotte is nice in January.....

We had the Blackout in 2008. In 2015, welcome to the Rainout.

Well Mark Richt is a good man, that counts for something right?

May as well have worn the black jerseys. Would have been appropriate.

10 million people in the State, a talent breeding ground, and this is what we always get. I'm sick of it. And I'm sick of the twisted spin the Disneys habitually put on it. Ridiculous. But we'll beat The Sunbelt teams and the bottom feeder SEC teams and they'll continue to prop Richt up on those numbers. Richt won't get us there folks . Face it

He's a chicken shit pocket passer with happy feet that couldn't win the job at VIRGINIA.

And we passed the plate for the kid from Southern.....no other team or coach would do....that kind of stuff is straight from Jebus........
The game went south when we punted for the third time in the first 6 minutes of the game because of our deer in the headlights qb and o line bed shitting.

Looks like we've pulled another 'Georgia' again.

This is an abortion

I seem to remember so many on here sucking Ramsey's dick

I hope they score 100. Fuck it

Hopefully all our recruits at the game didnt move over to the bammer side at half time

If I am that kid from Southern laying up at St. Mary's I would demand that this lot get my number off their helmet....