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The latest edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

Scott Sewell-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome to another week of Meltdown Time, everyone. Only a couple of weeks left to enjoy the tears of the tortured as the season is winding down much too quickly.

This week we lead off with LSU Tigers fans who saw Alabama beat them for the second straight week, the Arkansas Razorbacks acting as beneficiaries. Many LSU fans are sick of the Les Miles show at this point and are certainly done with coordinators Cam Cameron and Kevin Steele. Next up we have some quality melts from the Baylor Bears who saw their playoff dreams go up in smoke to the Oklahoma Sooners. Last but not least, the Auburn Tigers made it again. They almost went full Texas with their melt this week.

As always, the language in this post is horrible. If you are easily offended, point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned. Otherwise enjoy and tell us who won.

LSU

Our AD is dickless. He's here until he decides to stop fleecing the university.

This is what you get when you pluck a DC off the scrap heap. There was a reason nobody wanted shitty ass Steele

If tigers dont stop the hog possession da fat lady dong sung

I think this team has quit on Miles. Loss to Alabama destroyed their mojo. Could be looking at 8-3 or 7-4. Miles and Co need to do a better job of game prep and recruiting. It's not enough to just "fight like hell", you need to be more tactically aware. Would have figured they would have learned that from Lord Saban.

I got so mad about the game last week, I have no more mad left in me
Feels nice to be indifferent about this game

I mean, this Arkansas defense had 8 sacks ALL FUCKING YEAR!

That just have me cancer

Our fat fucks up front are worthless.

The Oline has turned into Pumpkin do

Remember when that screen pass got 20 yards? FUCK THAT PLAY!

What the fuck? Why did we punt? We seem REALLY good at getting into 3rd and long. Its weird how we could end up in the same position just kneeling it twice.

Well there is always next year when we can suffer through this crap one more time.

Fuck everything

Go suck a dick Steele.

Wait til we see what Ole Miss does next week.

hahahahahahahahaha
Fucking joke of a team! They are so poorly coached at every level. No one has a clue what they are doing.
Steele and Cam are so overpaid that it is a fucking shame.

Decline is most certainly real.

Just last week has everything right there for the taking and fucking choke...now this clusterfuck

Fuck Miles and his BBQ buddies. Fournette gets into a rythm and we call QB runs. Turds.

At this point I think the players should just call their own plays in the huddle. Sidelines are obviously hopelessly clueless.

As a graduate of LSU and lifelong fan, I just don't have quite the same interest and enthusiasm as I did only 5 years ago when I graduated. I'm getting sick of watching performances like this every week. It's been like this since Les got here. At least when I was in school he had the whole Mad Hatter thing going for him to keep me interested.
This shit sucks to watch. I'd have been better off going hunting this evening.

Leave stadium and stop supporting les until he's gone. Fuck this shit show.

So is it safe to say no Sugarbowl this year???

How many swastikas of shit will it take for the team to boycott the next two games?

buga should have went to bama..probaly could have won a heisman and NC..
i respect his decision and glad he's here, but he could have done so much more elsewhere

I'm going to play fallout and teabag some feral ghouls

Arkansas is the mystery meat of college football.

We don't have senior starters because most players get sick of same Ole shit and bolt.
I have sideline passes for the Ole Miss game if anyone wants them.

Glad I gave my A&M tickets away. That will be another ass beating 4 consecutive losses to end the season.

We can at least say we were number 2 in the first playoff ranking of 2015. Might even be able to put it on a ring.

Birmingham Bowl here we come!

I feel sorry for Mrs. Bilema she is going to have to give that fat fuck some congrats pussy tonight.

What's really sad is Missouri and their shit show are playing better than LSU.

Unprepared and out coached. AGAIN! Fuck you Miles!

It had been coming for a while, but sold my tickets to others for the past 2 years. It has made me a better, happier me. I may keep doing this long term.

I skipped a wedding for this shit. Free booze for this shit.

Jordan Jefferson, Jennings, Brandon Harris.....there's a pattern there if you ask me for some preference on skill sets.

love the bielama threw there at the end...the aurora of what was once the most intimidating stadiums to play a football game died tonight

Miles on the side line with a what the fuck just happened look

Hard times to be an LSU fan...when was the last time you heard someone say bring on basketball..?!

Son of a bitch! We got skull drug 2 weeks in a row. Fuck.

BAYLOR

I hope Mayfield's chlamydia flares back up.

(Insert string of unbelievably filthy cuss words here)

Complete abortion with the play calling.

First game of the year I ACTUALLY BLAME THE OFFENSE FOR THIS BULLSHIT.

Never thought I'd say this, but the defense has played well enough for us to win.

Twilight zone. BF posters calling for Kendall Briles to be let go, praising Bennett's D.

We went full Aggy!

All those recruits just saw us get our ass kicked

Impossible to go undefeated with the round robin schedule. Just can't do it. Too hard

Really frustrating as a Baylor fan hearing Herbstreit jerk off to OU and Mayfield all night...they should be kind of ashamed of how they called that game tonight

I can't believe that I'm actually saying this but I hate about 99% of what Baylor football has become. Having supported the Bears since I was a kid, I would never have believed we have become one of the villains of college football and it's completely warranted. We have the worst human beings on our sidelines (save a select few), our coaching staff is littered with incompetence/lack of discipline and our fans are really horrible and completely lacking any etiquette.

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ARGH
This team lost to Texas, folks.
I am ashamed

Our defense pisses me off

I'm not drunk enough for this game. Time to double the shot count.

Someone please either turn off the sooner band or murder me. I'm going insane. BOOMER SOONER NEVER ENDS. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

Fuck all of you for saying it was a fake injury. How the fuck do you know? Are you all medical experts all of a sudden?

Cool to see their linemen 5 yards down field on a pass play.

I'm getting real sick of our defense shitting the bed.

AUBURN

UGA defenders coming in for the sack, JJ drops to his knees
JJ: Pleeeeeeease don't sack me! I suck yo dick!!

lolololololololol Gus Malzahn you brilliant mad scientist amirite?

JJ is a bitch who is afraid to get hit

Fuck this game

Good, fuck me

That is game. Fuck this shitty football team. DONE

Haha JJ went fetus mode on that one. Fuck everything.

Fuck you, Gus.
I well and truly mean that with the utmost sincerity.
FUCK.
YOU.

legion field here we come

We're stuck with this dumb ass for 3 more years

I hope the defense goes out and says fuck it and lets them walk done the field. Please run up the score UGA.

He is a damn high school coach. If we can't beat This Georgia team we may never beat them again. Bama will beat his ass by 40.

Can we let Muschamp coach the IB... There's no way he's as bad as Malzhan.

We have 28 fucking passing yards and we still drop back... Wtf

May email the ad for the first time ever
What shit coaching
Jay Jacobs has no business being in charge of next hire

Time to get fucked up and waste my goddamn day off

My gosh what a bunch of cock gobblers.

Yeah were done cause of 2nd half decisions and shitty calls, fucking clown show. When's the next roundball game?

UGa can blitz because White doesn't have the ability to pass deep, intermediate, or run. Basically, he can hand off, but seems suspect at that.

God I'm glad I'm drunk already. Fuck Georgia. Fuck Gus. Fuck Rhett. Fuck JJ. Fuck Sean. Fuck everything except our D for once. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
As of today, I fucking hate, Gus. I hate how is so stubborn when everyone else knows he is wrong. I hate is dumbass coach talk. I hate how his gay ass celebrates at Waffle House. I hate sweater vests. I hate bubble gum. Fuck you, you Arkansas piece of shit.

#basketballschool

Nite everybody!
Time to drown this shit show in alcohol!

Bama is going to skull fuck us.

I am really no longer enjoying auburn football. It's completely embarrassing. Gus should just step down and admit that he sucks.

I hope Bama beats us by 60+

Everyone should transfer

I don't want to see a single fucking posibarner thread this week. They are like Muslim apologists at this point. Part of the fucking problem.

This team is full of shite filled fairies.

Can we start a go fund me account to oust JJ and Gus?

ISIS is more explosive than this offense

aTm should be on suicide watch for losing to these clowns

We should UAB our program. Fuck this

I hope gus can deep throat because this is a huge bag of dicks

Suck a herpes infested dick.

We gonna get raped by the Idaho potato puckers next week.

62 yards passing for the day. Offensive fucking genius my ass.

The man is a dumbarse high school coach that was made to look very good by Cam Newton and Nick Marshall. HE is a walking brainfart.