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This week's edition of out shameless revelry in the misery of others.

UGA fans are going bananas.
UGA fans are going bananas.
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Welcome to week nine of Meltdown Time, folks.

We open November with encore performances from four previously featured fanbases. Leading off we have the Georgia fans who may actually get to see life after Richt. Losing to Florida is never acceptable, but failing to show up in Jacksonville against a team with a rookie head coach, in a year that the East was supposed to belong to UGA, may actually make it happen. One thing is for sure, the Dawgs are missing formerly maligned OC Mike Bobo as they watch replacement Brian Schottenheimer fail to put up a touchdown in consecutive games.

Next up are Texas fans who will never get used to losing to the likes of Iowa State. At this point Charlie Strong is wearing out his welcome and OC Shawn Watson wore his out long ago. Third, we have Auburn fans who have completely fallen out of love with purported genius Gus Malzahn and would just as soon see Heisman candidate Jeremy Johnson run out of town. Lastly, Nebraska gave up 55 points in a loss to lowly Purdue. Coach Mike Riley is still in something of a honeymoon phase, but he's quickly running out of leash.

As always, the language in this post is deplorable. If you are easily offended, I highly recommend that you read no further. You have been warned. Otherwise, enjoy and tell us who won in the poll.

#FireBobo

Let's egg Richts house

I'm drinking some coffee so I can take a shit in a bag and light it on fire on his front porch

This is the culture Richt has created. Furthermore there is ZERO reason a school that is constantly ranked among the top in the nation have no quarterback to speak of.
We might beat Kentucky if we're lucky and we will lose to Auburn and GT. Which will probably earn Richt a raise and contract extension. After all he's really nice guy...

"We're a young team" "We don't have a quarterback!" "It takes five years for Pruit to install his scheme."
How long are we going to be suckers for this B-S?

Athens Banner-Herald had it right
This is the "No-Schott" offense.

And so it begins. The great ass whipping of our time.

Get rid of Davis, schitty, and that Oline Corch right now!

RIcht just go to Miami. GTFO, don't wait.

They look like a group of regards trying to duckling a grape fruit

Got a buddy who was driving down to the game and back to N.GA. today. Poor fucker.

CBS may move away from this game in the coming years if we continue this decline.

QB is the single most important position on the field...we should look for one of those somewhere.

The teams playing on Thursday nights are more impressive than we are. Incredible the demise of this team and people just turn a blind eye.

Is it possible Richt got sick of this long ago but just likes the $11,000 a day?

Damn...I just noticed i don't even care now. Richts apathy keeps spreading.

By far...this is the worse UGA team since Ray Goff.

And fuck being young....we are not going to be good when they ain't young.

SONY acting like a pussy

Shit like this is gonna loose us top notch recruits. Need to cut out the cancer now.

If bateua had started early in the year and was at late season form he would be at least serviceable....instead we started a QB that was cut at UVA of all fucking places.....Richt has a weak spot for lousy QBs because that is what he was......

Can't wait to hear the richt appoligists try to cover up for this shit show with more talent then Toledo and Memphis put together.

We can't score touchdowns but we can kick the shit out of field goals.

The jokes just write themselves....

Losses to Florida, auburn, and tech cost Donnan his job.
Hey Auburn and Tech, I know you guys suck this year too, but throw a dog a bone here.
Help us get this joke out of Athens.

It's after 6:00 PM. I've just poured my first bourbon. I'm already feeling better about this fiasco.

Georgia sucks dick, we just need to own it. This is quite possibly the worst offense in the Mark Richt era and the defense isn't much better. We have no superstars on either side of the ball and we are getting our shit pushed in by everyone. Sad

I had quit watching and go to the radio. That shit was hurting my eyes, my hearing is already fucked anyway

No, coaching pays a lot more than missionary work. He will keep taking the gravy.

Sometimes I get the impression that MR thinks losing has more life lessons than winning...because his attitude and statements about life ...there's more to life than winning a game...losing teaches you more how to handle the adversity and disappointments...the same ones you have to deal with in life...

Parting your hair down the middle well into your 40's is probably a sign that you find it difficult to change or stay current with the times.
Don't think there's not some white painters pants still in the closet.

you guys are missing the point Corch Richt is a fine Christian Man !

Been a fan since 1977. I cannot take it anymore. Mark Richt is actually affecting my health at this point. How can you be this bad at coaching?

This game is dildos.

I told my neighbor if Georgia wins, kids get double candy. If they lose, I'll throw rocks at them. --- I guess I better start gathering the rocks.

MAYBE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING INTERVIEW IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF A FUCKING DRIVE CBS FUCKSHITFUCK

Richt is the type of coach that probably buys the entire team participation trophies at the end of the year

At least we'll get a good draft pick. fuck.

My roommate is something I have complained about all season. Now he is trying to tell me how bad Faton Bauta is... Refuses to acknowledge that anything he does is good. He also is praising Brian Schottenhiemer's play calls on every play and saying how great he is. Once again I might kill the guy...

This game sucks, Verne, let's play fashion show.
Okay Gary. I'll undress you, you undress me.
Oh Verne. Verne it feels so wrong. Verne - it feels so right.
ten commercials

I'll get the shovel

#HookEm

Whatever that 3rd down play was please flush it in the toilet.

Oh look, blitzing is making a 1st time starter throw off target.
And another 3rd down run for a 1st. Fucking fuck.

this is a fucking joke. Clowns

*Surrender Cobra*

this dline sucks donkey dick.

Our strategy is to randomly blitz linebackers and hope it causes problems. It's like Carl Reese and Manny Diaz had a baby and the result is this shit show.

This is how I know we are not close. We field two different teams.
Sometimes "Shit Texas" plays. Other times "good texas" gets on the plane.
Looks like "shit texas" made the flight to Aimes.

keep your head on a swivel, pussy

Fuck. My. Ass.

We are proper fucked.

we literally run a youth football league offense, and I ain't talking senior division

NO-Line again.
Why did they quit.
We are done.
We can't do battle with our advantages against recruits that end up in rural rural Iowa.
Da Fuque

We haven't crossed the 50 and have 110 yards total against IS-fucking-U.
They are pushing our shit in on all sides of the ball.
Not sure how that isn't an indictment against the entire program.

what's worse: this team's performance, or all the mconnnuhghey cadillac commercials?

Team doesn't give a fuck. Coaches don't know what the fuck they're doing. It can't get much worse.

MOTHERFUCKING SON OF BITCH SHIT\\\
wife is fucking pissed that im getting drunk as shit
Shit. The offense is about affective as Netflix and Chill with the wife. That shit does not work.
Sent from my gray slacks

At this point I'd be happy with a field goal to shut that cunt Greenspoint's "shoutout/blowout" narrative up. Guy's a fuckin clown... But that'd require nick rose to do something. Fuck.

I'd rather have an enema full of hot molten lava pumped up my ass than watch another minute of this shitshow.
(Yes, I'm blatantly gunning for inclusion in the meltdown thread here.)

Hall is garbage. dumbass standing tall, big & bad after a hit.
look at the scoreboard, you Pootie Tang lookin' motherfucker!

I agree with everyone about the O being the problem--up to a point. The defense has looked pretty shitty from the get-go too. It's a perfect shitstorm.

Holy fucking gay

It's fucking comical. Everyone on shaggy could have completed that pass. Half of us could have kicked it to him.

I know he ain't popular with the 'sensitive cunt group' on this board, but you think Briles would get shutout like this? By ANYONE?

Spencer Tilman enjoying the shit out of this.

Aaaaaaaaaand I'm turning it off.
FIRE. GODDAMNED. EVERYBODY.

I fucking knew I was feeling too optimistic about this team going in the right direction. I'm usually much more skeptical but I let my fucking guard down. Won't happen again.

I change my tone...this team sucks! Our QBs couldn't start for Mary Hardin Baylor

I've spent more on alcohol the past 2 years than the previous 2 decades

FUCK THIS COACHING STAFF. Fans need to send a message and stop supporting this joke of a football team. Pathetic all around. Shut out by Iowa state?? Tech is going to drop 80 on us, Baylor 90.

At least our band is better

Punting???? Fuck everyone of you no count motherfuckers. I hope everyone of you brain dead motherfuckers finds the cold side of the desert.

I just shotgunned a shier bock
im sleeping on the fucking couch tonitghtt

I love the pussies negging me cause I speak the truth
the truth hurts, bitches

Why am I still watching this

so, is mangino still available?

Hope they used lube at least. Else, we will have trouble walking for a few days.

Texas has 128 more yards than me and I never left my house

I think getting shut out by Iowa State is grounds for getting fired on the spot. Do not get on the plane back to Austin, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

are we getting mudholed by iowa fuckijg state or am i just too druink

Everyone browsing this thread has more passing yards than Heard. Every single one of you. Congrats.

I'm sacrificing the next tiny vampire that comes to my door.

Just named a variable "texasOffense" and set it to null because fuck

I kinda just wanna get on my bike and just fucking hit a curb head on going full speed and fly over my bars.

Iowa state makes us look horrible every year and I hate it. Fuck you Iowa State, and I mean that in the most respectful way possible.

I'm in physical pain watching this game

I want to die.

#JJforHeisman


I wonder if there were some fishy recruiting tactics with JJ and JJ's family is putting pressure on Gus

It's his ego. He fell in love with himself after 2010 and 2013 and convinced himself that he couldn't be wrong. He was so confident in JJ and he cant let that go. You see similar traits in his play calling sometimes - he doesn't try to adapt until forced to in a dumpster fire.

Can someone explain to me the logic of bringing in Jeremy "turnover" Johnson to run a fucking qb draw when we needed about 40 yards to get into field goal range. This is what frustrates the hell out of me about Gus. It's like he can't help but go full fucking retard when he gets a little bit of momentum. I can just hear him say "Hey y'all watch this" just before he called that play.

Gus probably got Alzheimers obviously suffering from dementia

Gus is stubbornly retarded.

stubborn like a mule
cam was a rented mule
as was nick marshall
we need more mulesin order to go to championships

This team is fucking atrocious. Abso-fuckinglutely Atrocious. In EVERY way. There is only 1 player worth a god damn fuck shit on a piece of hairy ass muffin..and he's our kicker.
Fuck this team. Fuck these coaches. And fuck my annoying ass wife for talking to me during a melt down.

I'm enjoying this a lot more since I made myself not expect anything positive to happen. Definitely makes it more bearable.

our RBs run like pussies

Football is dumb.

We will not win another game this season other than Idaho. How in the fuck can we when our offense looks like a GD Peewee team out there?

That is our damn offense now. Don't fight it retadzahn.

I hate Gus so fucking much

FUCK YOU GUS MALZAHN

How many drives can Gus kill with his fuck head?

This is absolutely, pathetically stupid.
Fuck JJ. We just shit our pants on the 5 yard line again.

Hey guys watch this. Hold my beer Rhett, I'm about to hit them with another JJ qb draw.

I guarantee this is some elaborate 5 game setup for a JJ pass in the red zone that will inevitably get picked and lose the fucking game for us.

The announcer just said we are stout at DT. He must be high

Yes!
Screw me!

JJ can eat a dick at this point and I hate to say that.

Seriously can we fucking abort Gus Malzhan yet...

our defense at this point is like FUCK IT

Made more money off us today though! That 7 our of 8 weeks this year
When your team is a bladder full of feces and your head coach pisses in that fecal bladder...why not make money off of it?

Gus gift wrapped this one. I would kick him in the nuts if I had the opportunity. Just gave it away.

God he's a soft ass pussy. Can't even get away from a 3 man rush and toss something up, just throw it into the ground like we're used to buddy.
JJ continues to prove me wrong just when I think he couldn't play any worse. It's a hail mary, throw the ball up for grabs like you do every time you attempt a pass. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

4 million for this... Fuck Jay Jacobs too.

Fire up firegusbus.com

Well at least I got it right in my pick em and Ole Miss is one game closer to keeping bama out of Atlanta.

War Damn Dumpster Fire.

I used to think it was crazy, all these people clamoring for Gus's head, but every time I see him put JJ in near the redzone, I want to set that visor on fire.

I hate Jeremy Johnson with my whole soul.

#Huskers

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Eichworst fired a 9-win coach because he hurt his feelings. Pelini may have run his course at Nebraska, but it was NEVER as bad as this bullshit dumpster fire right now.

at least Purdue didn't have enough fans to take down the goal posts

 THATS IT
I'M SHUTTING OFF THE PORCH LIGHT. NO CANDY FOR THE KIDS, I'M EATING IT ALL MYSELF.

its so weird to think that we likely only win 3 games all year, one of those to an FCS school

if riley is staying I hope they get rid of most of his staff. I still don't understand what Riley does well. He's good at chewing gum and keeping his arms crossed I guess. Never see him getting on players or coaches when things aren't going well, which at most times they aren't this year. Maybe he's just thinking about what he's having for dinner during most games with that big paycheck he's getting? We lost to Purdue today... Jesus Christ

#Purduescoresagain
Yes, its now real.

So yeah...
adult sites here I come!

Booked a trip back to Nebraska for the MSU game back in Sept
Anybody want to just drink in the parking lot instead?

I check in to see what the score is (having friends over for dinner) and think I've consumed too much red wine!!!!
Purdue? Really?
Both Shawn & Mike should be given their pink slips!!! IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Mike Stoops is on the market supposedly, considering Miami!!!
FUCK!

Not competitive against the second worst team in the big 10, worst team in big 10 huskers, not competitive record not competitive defense. What a year can do with a coach that has an all time record of 500 will do. But he's a nice coach so fuck it.

Fuck my face, just fuck it.

These might be the most sorry bunch of players i've ever seen at Nebraska and that just might be on the coaching. I mean no fire and they haven't really showed any fire all year. Wow is all i can say. Let's be honest people this team and it's been this way for a while is so far removed from anything our culture used to be. All our history is, is trophies in a case, that's it. It's time to break this program down and restart like a new program. Intell we do it's just like we're trying to hang on to what was and not realize what is. We can be great again. We just need to start rebuilding and not keep trying to build off what we got. So i'm talking get rid of our fucking AD and everyone he's fucking hired. Time to hire Trev Alberts and get back to what Nebraska needs to be. This is on the players and on the coaches. It's on our whole Ad department for making stupid ass moves more how many years now. We dropped the ball when we hired Solich instead of getting anybody we wanted at the time and we've never made a great hire since then. It's time to act like we're a new program.

Holding Purdue to only 49 is our goal now
And I feel like puking.....

Fuck our offensive style
Pro style is for the bottom feeders in college football.

Its official....this program has reached rock bottom. Good bye sell-out streak. Good bye any anything.

Next time we wear no pants at least maybe they will be afraid to tackle us.

55 to Purdue = 79 to Michigan State
I think I am doing this right.

Offensive line, you suck


Huskers lose in the Toilet Bowl...
And what did we learn on the way to being the worst team in the B!G?
Hello—- QB's run in the B1G
It is hard to run from the shotgun formation.
The O line sucks.
Newby still hesitates on his runs.
Cross is still slow.
Way too much penalties.
You shouldn't pass from our own end zone.
Fyfe made as many bone head decisions as Armstrong would have.
Daniel Davie should never be allowed on a football field again. But we knew that three games into the season.
The Mr. Rogers Riley and his brain dead coaching staff doesn't recognize any of the above, haven 't learned a damn thing so far and keep doing the same stupid stuff over and over.
Did I miss anything?

I am really looking forward to all the Radio people that will try to spin it that somehow we doing better.

So would any Husker fan be mad if the thread gets deleted and we just never speak of this game again?

And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made and the sign flashed out its warning, in the words that it was forming and the sign said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls. And whispered in the sounds of silence.

So, as the new laughing stock of a league, what's the protocol? Do we just tailgate and call it a day? I mean, if we are getting roflstomped by Purdue what's the point of watching MSU or Iowa just roll us? #BoreDrunk

Welcome to the new era of Husker football
this is fun