The Father's Day Bracket To End All Brackets
Father's Day is not until next Sunday, June 21st. But, you dads out there know how the day invariably goes: Sometimes you get a tie or a gadget. No one plans a huge, elaborate lunch for you. Kids are not on their best behavior. And your Sunday passes much the same as any other Sunday (15% off at Sears, a six-pack in silence and/or a "Movies For Guys Who Like Movies" marathon.) Even worse, sometimes your family just up and does you dirty -- even taking the big piece of chicken.
Enough is enough, long-suffering dads out there.
I've decided to give you all a special gift. Beginning today, and extending though Father's Day, Roll 'Bama Roll is going to have the most balls-to-walls, Rambo-sweatingest, things-blowing-uppest, car-chasingest, shallow-dialogue-having, weapon-wieldingest, Bracket Challenge ever, as we go through 85 years of film history, on six continents, and decide who is truly the best action movie star of all time.
The rules are simple. A crack panel has selected 64 movie stars from all eras and all nations, from different races, ethnicities, film styles, and gender. Each day you decide their fate.
- The format is exactly like that of the NCAA tournament. We've ranked the entrants 1-64, divided the actors up into four "regional" brackets, and then seeded each person 1-16 in their bracket. The brackets are named after iconic lines from action films: "Too old for this s***," "Yippee ki yay," "Get to the choppa'," and "Do you feel lucky."
- Votes go live at 3:00 p.m. central and you have until 12:00 p.m. central the following day to cast your ballot.
- First Round: Sunday - Too old for this shit, Yippee ki yay
- First Round: Monday - Get to the choppa, Do you feel lucky
- Second Round: Tuesday - Too old for this shit, Yippee ki yay
- Second Round: Wednesday - Get to the choppa, Do you feel lucky
- Sweet 16: Thursday
- Elite 8: Friday
- Final Four: Saturday
- Father's Day: Finals, Consolation Game, and your Father's Day open thread
I know some folks were ommitted (for instance, most of the Avengers, although Chris Evans is a fine actor; Pam Grier, Matt Damon etc.) We were going for as broad an audience as possible.
Here is your bracket (click to embiggen:)
Too Old For This S***
Arnold (Predator, Terminator, Conan The Barbarian (Destroyer), Total Recall) vs. Will Smith (Independence Day, Men in Black, Bad Boys, Hancock)
Michelle Rodriguez (Fast and the Furious, Avatar, Resident Evil, Girl Fight) vs. Russell Crow (Gladiator, Master and Commander, Robin Hood, Romper Stomper)
Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, Fifth Element, Silent Hill, the Messenger) vs. Vin Diesel (Pitch Black (Riddick), Fast and the Furious, Riddick, XXX, Guardians of the Galaxy)
John Wayne (True Grit, Hondo, Sands of Iwo Jima, the Green Berets) vs. Mickey Rourke (Sin City, Point Blank, A Prayer for the Dying, Iron Man 2)
Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Cool Hand Luke, The Hustler) vs. Nicholas Cage (Con Air, Gone in 60 Seconds, Ghost Rider, Kick Ass)
Errol Flynn (Robin Hood, They Died with Their Boots On, Adventures of Don Juan, Sea Hawk) vs. Sam Elliot (The Quick and the Dead, Tombstone, We Were Soldiers, Roadhouse)
Marlon Brando (The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, The Wild Ones, Superman) vs. Lucy Liu (Kill Bill, Charlie's Angels, Kung Fu Panda, Shanghai Noon)
Liam Neeson (Krull, Taken, A-Team, Rob Roy) vs. Robert Vaughn (Magnificent Seven, Bullitt, Man From U.N.C.L.E., Bonanza, The Bridge at Remagen)
Yippee Ki Ay
Mel Gibson (Mad Max, Brave Heart, Lethal Weapon, Air America) vs. Ving Rhames (Pulp Fiction, Mission Impossible, Dawn of the Dead, Con Air)
Steve McQueen (Great Escape, Magnificent Seven, Bullitt) vs. Uma Thurman (Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues_
Sigourney Weaver (Alien(s), Ghost Busters, Avatar) vs. James Coburn (Magnificent Seven, Great Escape, Our Man Flint)
Kurt Russell (Big Trouble in Little China, The Thing, Tango and Cash, Star Gate) vs. Wesley Snipes (New Jack City, Blade, Rising Sun, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar)
Laurence Olivier (Spartacus, Battle of Britain, Clash of the Titans) vs. Angelina Jolie (Tomb Raider, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Gone in 60 Seconds)
Harrison Ford (Star Wars, Blade Runner, Indiana Jones, The Frisco Kid) vs. Chris Lambert (Highlander, The Legend of Tarzan, Mortal Combat)
Robert De Niro (Raging Bull, Godfather, Goodfellas, Deer Hunter) vs. Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man, Tropic Thunder, Avengers, Natural Born Killers)
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, A Fistful of Dollars, Escape from Alcatraz, Every Which Way but Loose) vs. Brigitte Nielson (Red Sonja, Galaxis, Beverly Hills Cop 2, Cobra)
READY. SET. VOTE: