Roll 'Bama Roll "Run The Dang Ball, Lane" Haiku Contest Winner!

Thank you all for your submissions to our Haiku Contest. Alas, like the Hunger Games, there can only be one winner.

We have an RBR Editorial Board unanimous winner, and it is glorious for so many reasons. The first is that it obviously is a haiku. The second is that it's true. Up 21-6, Ohio State with no answer to the ground game, and then...that happened. Finally, it just drips contempt and pathos and the pain that we all still feel.

Let's hear it for RBR User 009JPC with your winner:

Here Urban Meyer,
Have a damn championship.
Lane forgot to run.

Leave your applause below, but know that even though you may not have prevailed, you all get a participation ribbon in my heart.