Maybe God really IS an Alabama fan?

Remember this one?

"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!"

You'd do well to memorize that, apparently.

USA Today columnist Dan Wolken went to Jerusalem, one of the holiest cities on Earth to the world's 3+ billion Jews, Christians and Muslims. And, lo and behold, what was there?

I flew halfway around the world to the holiest city known to man, and...I cannot get away pic.twitter.com/1ocibzmlC3

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) February 19, 2016