It's Meltdown Time! Cam and Hootie Special Edition

I'm sure you've all seen plenty of quality melts already, but there was enough on the message boards to put together a nice little sample. Enjoy your bonus offseason meltdown...

Our only hope was that the bama cheat-machine couldn't penetrate non-contiguous states.  Unfortunately, it does.

bammer and their boosters have totally ruined  the game of college football forever, and it is a crying shame why one college has, and is allowed, so much power over other schools.  bammer is the isis of college football

guns and drugs were found, but the court documents indicate lack of evidence.... Hmmmm.......  maybe the judge was scared of falling upstairs.

This is UNBELIEVABLE. This cajun has a handgun and a bottle of Crown underneath his desk, and probably an Alabama law degree. What the hell!!!??

Here is the Facebook page for his office....in case you want to congratulate him on his sudden windfall of cash.

Like you are really surprised. That's why I'm looking forward to NFL more than college ball for the first time ever. This kind of unfair crap makes the sport not worth following anymore.

the updyke cult has destroyed this state and college football. One day they will be exposed. The Louisiana media has a Pulitzer waiting for them if they would do a little work. But of course the uat mafia would put a hit on them.
Wonder where the judge got his "degree" from. Did his kids just get full blown scholarships, or some local business just made a big sale. Maybe some new police cars will show up. Its all too easy.

even the updyke sheep are embarrassed at how blatant the corruption is but per their doctrine don't question their god just follow and infiltrate all that you can. To do so will gain favor in the eyes of the rec. And maybe a chance for an autograph or map to get to the cult land.

Obviously the REC gave the DA cattle futures in turn for his leniency

If they had been smoking a blunt and shooting the gun out of the window, there wouldn't have been enough evidence.

I have seen the case file... The cover page didn't say anything about lack of evidence... All it said was "Roll God Damn Tide! xoxoxo -REC"

Universal air tight defense if you get pulled over for speeding or for murdering someone: Look, I've spent the last ten years mowing my yard and tending to my garden and shit. I haven't been in the a/c like you guys.

so stolen guns and weed aren't enough evidence, they're gonna need to see new evidence. What a crock of shit

Crooked Bama does it again. 
#crookedbama

I work in the A/C. I guess I am fucked if I get in trouble.

Think he wants to make sure he carries the black vote in the next election

This is ridiculous, the legal system in this country is pathetic and getting worse, why even have a constitution.

bammers and Clintons wrote the book on escaping justice

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor shall someone who sweats in the heat while we sit in the cooling air be held responsible for actions, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

If it was 2 LSU players arrested in Alabama and he let them off with that lame explanation, he would be getting a call right now that his house was just burnt down and his dog was shot by a mob of Bama fans.

I said to start with they wouldn't get anything. I just like making fun every time another "coincidence" happens involving Saban and Bama football and dumb the reason/excuses are. Like letting someone off completely because they are outside and sweat alot. I don't think I have ever seen a reason for dropping charges that stupid.

Something's fucky.

Man, it sure feels good to see such a deserving fanbase catch a lucky break

Whole country is up in arms right now about gun control and what not and here we have a DA letting people go for stolen weapon possession.
The rest of the world has to laughing at as.

this is garbage. drugs and guns in the car and no charges. if i'm a black male i'm fucking pissed because if they were just regular dudes they'd be completely fucked.
edit: downvote all you like but you know i'm right. they're getting preferential treatment because they are athletes.

If these guys were Auburn players they would have been convicted in a heartbeat.

My goodness, the double standards in college football are laughable.

Congrats on keeping two gun/drug running thugs on your team and being in the SECOND playoff NC in which they had to lower prices to get people to show up.
Yup, you inbreds down there are quite special.

Another case of money talks and bullshit walks as Alabama football boosters and Bryant Jr pay for play !!

In other words, the team wouldn't be as competitive so let them go and see if they proceed to become batterers which is a very common activity amongst college couples these days. Or maybe, they might commit a felony after "graduating" from college. Such a pathetic legal system we have but then again, Dad & Mom start the ball rolling with their incredible "parenting".

Prosecutor is a bama grad...

OLE NICKY BOY IS BECOMING THE NEW TEFLON DON I GUESS IF GOD FORBID A BAMA PLAYER KILLED SOMEONE MAYBE THEN JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED SMH!