NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 11

Greetings internet dwellers, it’s time for the greatest college football weekly column that comes out on Tuesdays. We only have a few weeks left to take in this ridiculous and silly sport Also lets enjoy this time we have before the Iron Bowl wipes us out for all eternity.

Let’s get to this week’s games earlier than normal because there’s a lot to unpack here. Notre Dame went back to Miami where things have traditionally gone very well for the Irish. They played an undefeated Miami and got absolutely trashed by Mark Richt’s Hurricanes losing 41-8.

Mississippi State hosted an Alabama team on a weekend when top-four teams looked ready to all fall and cause mass mayhem across the playoff picture. The Bulldogs kept it close to the very end but were unable to put the Tide away losing 31-24.

After the world’s most embarrassing sports loss last week, Ohio State came back and unleashed hell upon Sparty, winning 48-3. And we wrap up the the embarrassment that is the Georgia Bulldogs. Ranked #1 they headed into Auburn and got the war tiger hammer eagle dropped on them losing 40-17.

As you know the language below is so foul it would cause the Kool Aid man to scream OH NO in horror as he busted through the wall on the way out of this house. You have been warned.

NO, TURD DAME

you've gotta assume that the canes are hoping to outscore notre dame tonight

For just one game, the NCAA should let people do coke off of a mirror on the sideline

> makes Miami home crowd joke

> can't hear it over the Miami home crowd

miami has a turnover chain? why does no one talk about this

I'm not buying it. I'll believe The U is back when Miami beats an NFL team

Mark Richt has control of the playoff!!!!

The U PART 3: RICHT EDITION Third Richt

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Notre Dame should stay away from South Beach:

2012 BCS Title: 42-14

2017 Miami: 41-8

I looked for you in East Lansing,” the Irish fan said to them.

“We were not there,” Turnovers answered.

“Woe to the Domers if we had been,” said errant throws to wide open defenders.

“When USC fell, Sam Darnold was exposed by our smothering defense, and I wondered where you were.”

“Far away,” questionable playcalling said, “or Darnold would yet not have things any other way.”

“We played NC State and their vaunted defense,” the Irish fan told them, “and we overcame early mistakes, despite playing on a big stage. I thought sure you would make an appearance.”

“Blowout losses do not come easily,” said classic meltdown in the National spotlight.

“And now it begins,” said chaos, and the playoff selection committee. They opened their stat sheets. The papers were crisscrossed, alive with new scenarios.

“No,” said the Irish fan, with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.

(Sobs)

Hey guys so Mark Richt may not have been the problem

Notre Dame is an amazing place of tradition. The golden dome, the grotto, the basilica, the let downs. Absolutely can't deny it

I thought it was odd for ABC to televise a Miami practice with half of their guys wearing gold helmets, figured it had something to do with their turnover chains, but boy oh boy, I can't wait for the ND/Miami game!

Let's go boys!

Why are people leaving the stadium when the JV game just finished?

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The ND and UGA friendship really was a strong bond huh?

Notre Dame played this game as if it were a championship.

https://i.imgur.com/8wxo0dJ.gifv

SAD BULLDOGS PART 1

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 60 minutes and at the end, Alabama always wins.

https://i.imgur.com/w6MqNNm.png

Apparently the way to beat Alabama is play them when all of their linebackers are injured.

Who knew you shouldn't run engage eight on 3rd and 15

House blitz

House blitz

House blitz

Get beat deep for 97 yd TD

Throw controller because "this game is bullshit"

That was an impressive 50 yard throw on the 34 yard Hail Mary.

Alabama: 4th and 4, go for it, convert, gets 7, wins.

Mississippi State: 4th and 3, punts, gets 0, loses.

This is worse than the time when I was in eighth grade and I thought my girlfriend was going to touch my dick for the first time but it turned out she was just kidding.

Little too much cowbell on that last pass

Doesn't Saban know you need that quality loss to win the CFB?

https://imgur.com/a/Kw0YE

Dan Mullen gets the ball with 2:30 left in the 4th, then plays for the tie against Bama, at home, at night. Terrible decision. Deserved that loss.

https://i.imgur.com/PuhNbEn.jpg

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of clangas suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Team Chaos does not want Bama

Well, there's the annual Bama upset cocktease.

Lemme throw this hail mary over them there mountains.

Dammit Bama. Why couldn't you just have blown us out. That would have been more merciful. Also, Mullen... what the fuck

"Listen to me. Never. Hope. Hope is a lie."

Cyclonus

https://imgur.com/gallery/NQjgc89

alabama is an unstoppable death machine, life isn’t fair, and nothing in this world really matters

eat arby’s today

Alabama goes full Louis CK and pulls it out

Michigan State:

It is confirmed, wins over Penn State are toxic and cause diarrhea the following game.

Dantonio: Michigan State has a lot to lose

Always Sunny Theme plays

"Michigan State loses a lot"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOYOFX_UEAAprVZ.jpg

Oh no. The Ohio State post-loss godzilla deathbot is full go again.

Mark Dantonio comes to the mic looking remorseful.

“I choose to live my life as a basketball fan”

***"I apologize for doing that in front of my fans" - Louis CK Mark Dantonio.

What the fuck are you Ohio State?!

MSU fans will be happy to know that the only game I have watched all season was the northwestern game.

Due to prior engagements, I will not be viewing today's game.

You're welcome

Edit: looks like I'm not the only one at a funeral

This hurts Michigan State's chance at a Big 10 title.

We've won games without leading in regulation before. We have OSU right where we want them

https://imgur.com/H6eNDQ5

ThE 16 PoInT sPrEaD Is SuCh DiSrEsPeCt

BREAKING: The United Nations has charged Ohio State with "Crimes Against Humanity" for what they've done to Michigan State.

"Local team that thought they'd lost all hope loses last additional bit of hope they didn't even know they still had"

https://imgur.com/gallery/XpJh4

wakes up

Daughters: awake

Dad: oblivious

Wife: demanding answers

Spartans: Dead

Pleasant weather: MSU’s greatest weakness.

GEORGIA

I don't care for CBS

My UGA grad friend was pissed when I asked him if he was excited for being ranked #1. I guess that was why…

https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/FrequentImmaculateAuklet

RIP Undefeated SEC Championship Game

i'm starting to really question georgia's ability to remain undefeated this season

Well, The Iron Bowl just got real.

Ouch

Georgia

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Georgia should consider firing Butch Jones

You can take the Mark Richt out of Georgia, but you can’t take the Georgia out of Georgia.

Think I would’ve preferred a win tbh

Kerryon "Malzahn's career" Johnson

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Damn Fromm just got sent to the upside down

To be fair Kirby couldn't stop Auburns spread offense at Alabama either.

The Georgia Hype Train is pulling up to the station right on schedule.

If we learned anything this afternoon it's that Georgia's Chubb didn't have anything for Auburn's Johnson.

ThE SeC CaN SeNd TwO TeAmS To ThE pLaYoFfS

Gus Malzahn puts his condensation-laden drink glasses directly onto the wooden coffee table.