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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Auburn, Ohio State, and Notre Dame all fall down.

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Auburn, Notre Dame, Ohio State, and Boise State all lost in one night. As you could imagine, it was pretty fun.

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With our recent shortage of available writers, yours truly was tasked with putting together his first Meltdown thread. Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Boise State all lost, and provided some entertainment to the rest of us. However, there really is nothing like a good Gus Bus breakdown in West Georgia to really make my week.

As always, the content here is comprised totally of fans who are #madonline. As such, the language can get a bit on the rough side. You have been warned.

Notre Dame loses to Georgia 19-20

-Kelly

At some point you have to go try and win the game. -flutie flakes

-It’s year 8. And here we are.

Enough…

-Both Kelly and Swarbrick are incompetent. It’s a scandal that ND employs either of them, frankly.

-My two favorite ways to relax are to play golf and watch Notre Dame football. I should probably just drip hot wax on my scrotum instead

-I wonder what it's like to be a fan of an elite team.

2012 feels so long ago.

-Maybe it's just because I'm an Irish fan and used to failure.

But Georgia just looks better.

If they stop shooting themselves in the foot they're going to run right over us

-wait 9 months just to say "fuck football" after 2 games. offense was hot trash tonight.

-I knew nd would lose but they still found a way to disappoint me

-False start after a timeout? Looks like Brian Kelly has taken control of the offense again.

-Stay tuned for the next installment called, "How Notre Dame can screw up a lead".

-Cue ND implosion in 3...2...1...

Ohio State is trashed by Oklahoma 31-16

-Our "offense" makes me crazy

-God, this team isn’t very good

-Turn out the lights, the party’s over

-Is this what despair feels like?

-"Hey that running game thing is working real well let's just call a shit ton of passes"

~Ohio State Offensive Coordinators

-Guys, I think we might be overrated.

-I don't like seeing my alma mater lose, but I do enjoy the temporary humility it brings our asshole fan base.

-Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue...

-This team just got shut down by a Big 12 defense.

Think about that.

-Fire everyone.

Not running JK Dobbins and Weber. This staff is fucking stupid. I'm about done wasting my Saturdays on this shit. 2 straight years of offensive incompetence going on 3.

-I feel like a Hillary voter the morning after the election.

Boise State blows a 31-10 and then falls in triple overtime to Washington State

-We're not in Kansas anymore

-Remember when it was 31-10?

Those were the days.

-Shades of Fiesta 1.

-Coaching management

is the worst I’ve ever seen. Why can’t our coaches tell ur guys to close out a game?

-Coach...

This loss belongs to him.

-Should've paid Chris Peterson more

-Fuck that gay shit. Fucking Boise state fucked it up again. Good fucking job boys. Coaches need to FUCKING LEARN HOW TO KILL A MOTHER FUCKING CLOCK.

-And that's the ball game. Fucking fuckety fuck.

-No longer a BSU fan, taking recommendations for new teams.

-Hopefully this is the beginning of a terrible season to get a different coaching staff. This team will never go anywhere with Harsin.

-kill me please

Auburn scores all of 6 points in a loss to Clemson

-"hey, they put in their inexperienced backups on the d line"

Let’s try a triple lateral flea flicker!

-fire malzahn in the parking lot, worthless fraud

-whatever, sure, let's go ahead and lose now so I can give up on this season and not have to worry about this again until Malzahn is hopefully fired

-another shitty overhyped QB who does nothing when he gets the chance to play, perfect fit for us

-I should take my antipsychotic and sedate myself instead of watching anymore of this

-Malzahn has proved

That he is a liar and fraud. Absolutely nothing about tonight looked any different than the last three years. All the blather about hiring Lindsey to "run the offense" was BS.

You have to decide whether every single non running QB we have had since 2010 is total garbage or Gus is incompetent. The overwhelming evidence points to the latter. Thanks for 2013, Gus. Just like Gene, you are fleecing us for millions while we will be "rebuilding" yet again very soon.

-TIL the QB is meant to pass

-AUBURN TRADITIONS RANKED

1) eagle flight

2) rolling toomer's corner

3) tiger walk

4) being ranked unnecessarily high in preseason polls

5) settling for field goals in the red zone due to shitty play calling

-Say what you will about Gus Malzahn, but nobody wastes timeouts like he does.

And its fucking frustrating.

-I called this at the half. And people said "it's a one score game."

I've done this fucking song and dance for THREE YEARS. NOTHING HAS FUCKING CHANGED.

-Have the ball for 95% of the half. Losing.

WELCOME TO AUBURN FOOTBALL!!

-I just...I just want to enjoy an Auburn football game.

-Prediction:

We score with -30 seconds left. Instead of running it for two, we climb aboard the Gus Bus and go for two. Stidham takes a sack. I drink myself into a coma. My wife is ashamed of me, I pee the bed. Deal with consequences tomorrow

-settling for field goals inside the 10 yard line: an auburn tradition unlike any other.

-Y'all fuckers can find me at St Jude because this offense has given me cancer.

-Is it too late to return defective merchandise to Baylor?

-gusmalzahn sucks worst than a guy who farts in the gym running on the treadmill in front of you!

-Stidham blows harder than Irma

-We are thre laughing stock of america. Hopefully we lose our remaining games and maybe, just maybe, someone will have the stones to get rid of what looked like a paid off coach on our team

-Should have bought a Quarterback instead of big screen

There really is nothing better than an Auburn loss.

Erik will have a second round of Meltdown threads tomorrow. Stay tuned.