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NCAA Football: Texas at Southern California
Alright, alright... not alright.
Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

Hello and welcome to Week 3 of “MELTDOWN!”

As always, the language is vulgar and tasteless. If you are easily offended, stop reading, immediately turn off your computer, tablet or phone, and crack open a Dr. Seuss book. I suggest Hop on Pop.

If you want the short version: the opposing teams constantly commits penalties and the refs don’t call it, the OC is an idiot, and finally F*** S*** G******* F****** C***S****** M*****F****** S***.

Per the norm, the following commentary are decidedly not safe for work, nor do we endorse their moral and/or grammatical shortcomings.

Otherwise, enjoy and Roll Tide

NATIONAL

Ucla 45 Memphis 48

Rosen doing everything to keep Mora employed and overpaid

OMG WTF you want, Lasley? Catch the ball!

Just tuned in... What happened, the Bruins were rolling and now it’s a game.

Our d players sure concede and stop trying hard a lot. Saban would go nuts if guys just start jogging

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Never, Never, Never throw back across the middle

Bad choice to throw that ball... telegraphed it. We'll lose this game.

I’m not even invested and UCLA frustrated the hell out of me.

UCLA is the TAMU of the PAC-12. By the transitive property, UCLA beat themselves

Geeeeeez another dpalyer kicked out of the game, ARE WE TRYING to win ??

this team simply sucks

RIP Josh Rosen Heisman campaign. Sept 2017-Sept 2017

Things we have learned from history:
Never invade Russia in the winter
Don't invade Great Britain from sea
Don't go to Memphis as a ranked team

Just keep em from taking a knee. Rosen’ll be back

Well... we really didn't deserve to win this game.Well... we really didn't deserve to win this game.

Memphis: such losers. They beat a depleted third string defense and they think they are good.

We are not going to win 6 games to be even eligible for a shitty bowl game!

Somehow i'm disappointed when I knew better. The defense is really bad, it has been all season and to blame it on injuries is also...bad.

Wait...until the plane gets to the tarmac in LAX

Nebraska 17 Northern Illinois 21

Well that was a fun season

Goodbye, recruits.

Before you old dogs start saying they're just kids.... At 21 I was flying in SAR aircraft…doing work. These college boys need to suck it the fuck up and play some goddamn football. Bench Tanner Lee. Why? Because Fuck him. Thats Why.

Never thought Northern Illinois would have me day drinking.

Well. I'm not gonna screw around and watch this sober. A very tall bloody Caesar and a Grain Belt chaser for me

Riley's so angry that tomorrow he's only bringing enough cookies for players to each have one, instead of the regular two

SUCK IT THE FUCK UP...PLAY BALL

Someone fucking block!!!

Hey Riley. How about some passion. Other than for gum

You cant drink all day.... if you don’t start in the morning!

I’m out until my headache goes away. Which will probably be about November.

Reaching for my lisinopril and my xanax

Fuck me, now I'm worried about next weeks game against Rutgers. We look like Buttgers right now.

Losing to a MAC school? Nebraska is officially a Big Ten member now!

Fire Mike Riley
Bulldoze Memorial stadium
End football

After today, I officially miss Bo. Fuck this nice guy hip hip hooray bullshit.

WE ARE A HOCKEY SCHOOL NOW

lets just start a new state. We can name it Alabamaka and maybe we can trick players into signing into our program thinking they're about to play for Alabama

What liquor goes best with bleach?

I heard from my second cousin's friend that Les Miles's wife was looking at houses in Lincoln.

FADE THE LIGHTS, AND FADE THE FLAIRS. NEBRASKA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION.

We're still undefeated in conference play. Things will be fine

This is why god invented hard liquor

Well I'm glad Nebraska is no longer settling for the mediocrity they had with Bo.

Louisville 21 Clemson 47

Clemson v Louisville Photo by Joe Robbins/Getty Images

cheatin ass refs

take that flag and stick it up your ass!

Half a bottle gone. Pretty sure I'll finish tonight

WAKE THE FUCK UP BOBBY!

Just run the fucking ball. You fucking stupid fucking coach

Fuck it....Bring back Brohm

Imagine 5 years ago if you were told we had Bobby Petrino and the best football player in the country as our QB. And we couldn't fucking score.

I think Bobby is keeping his big plays under wraps and saving them for Kent State

a touchback....thank god.

FUCK IT!!!! BRING BACK GRANTHAM!!!

charles fucking charles and his dumbshit mistake...instead of inside their 20 and about to score...they pick 6 and we're fucked. UN-FUCKING BELIEVABLE

WHY THE FUCK IS LAMAR RUNNING AROUND IN THE POCKET? RUN FORWARD DAMNIT

BRB gonna go sacrifice one of my cats ~

If we get the ball back without them scoring, then get another score ourselves, then the score won’t look so bad to people who didn’t watch the ass kicking. Oh, so much for that.

fuck you dabo...i hate that mfer.

Big East, I miss you. Have since the day they joined the AAC. Fuck Clemson (fans) and even more, fuck the ACC.

camping world bowl here we come!

Come on guys.. a score here and 4 onside kick recoveries We can win!

Well if the players fucking quit, I do too. Good night y'all

Kansas State 7 Vanderbilt 14

holy fucking shit come the motherfuck on receivers

Nice hold by Vandy's OT on the TD. I loved how the refs managed to keep their flags in their pockets on that one.

Offense exposed and undressed. This is damning

Fuck this fucking game

Ertz 10 of 28 for 76 yards in the air and yet they kept fucking attempting to pass every fucking possession

I'm gonna nominate derp as the mvp for kstate.

Welp. Time to drink myself silly.

7 points. Only 7 gd points. So much for ranking this O with other even good O's from our past.

that loss sucked. what a ridiculously disappointing performance by our offense…and to have Jesse muster up that drive at the end and then for Heath to drop the decisive pass…FUCK.

Stanford 17 San Diego State 20

we have an excellent chance to lay an egg. Now this feels like the Sun Bowl

Zero tackling. We are going to be killed in pac-12 play 4th in the north??

We have no hail mary on our play book Pretty sure this will end in sacks

Stanford is excellent at repeating whatever's not working

Stanford has been outed. We suck. Rashad Penny is a good back, no doubt. But their QB is what, maybe a 2 Star out of somewhere? Yet they dialed up the plays to beat us with his shot put throws.

Chryst was 9/20 for 72 yards, 0 TD, 2 INT. That's like Tebow on the Broncos, without any rushing stats.

Okay, enough screwing around here. Let’s get to why you are here:

Texas 24 Southern Cal 27 (2 OT)

NCAA Football: Texas at Southern California Jayne Kamin-Oncea-USA TODAY Sports

Fuck Matt Leinart.

I want someone to pop Darnold in the mouth with their dick

god damned motherfucking shitburger

Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

First down. Fuck you announcers and fuck you refs.

anyone drunk yet?

McConaubongos looks like a smelly man

got damnit it you fucking fucks. dont fucking move until the ball does. It's not fucking hard

THAT IS FUCKING INTERFERENCE AGAIN YOU CUNTFUCK FUCKERS.THAT IS FUCKING INTERFERENCE AGAIN YOU CUNTFUCK FUCKERS.

this is just fucking stupid now
do they even coach the fucking basics on offense and special teams

chris warren must have seriously fucked up to be this far in the dog house or we are saddled with another idiot for an OC

That ridiculous TD at the end of the half is what lost it for us.

Herman looked like he was about ready to cry.

Can't breathe.

Touchdown Texas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!!! Sam!!!!!!!

LEEEEETTTTT'SSSS GOPOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHHHIIITTTTTTTT cpsloko

Texas is back bitches

Bwahahaha vacate the loss you fucking pussies!!!

Bye Felicia.

Shook the world.

Eat all the bags of shit, you fucking fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are the Herman haters? Step forward and take your negging.

Game not over. We need to stop the kickoff and play some fucking defense

Alright. No defensive lapses now. 59:15 doing great on D.

Shit, only about 35 yards from FG range

come on D come on D come on D come on D

shit

How did they complete that? Fuck!

going to OT? I think he misses.

Miss it noonan.

are you fucking kidding me. got damnit

Fuck it all.

Time for beer ...see y'all in OT

Yep. Just another part of the total horsefucking. Game should have been over.

Damn, I don't like our chances now

Don't feel good about our offense in OT.

Oh shit oh shit oh shit! I'm too drucnk to handle tbis

I'm way to drunk and hyped up. This must be what cocaine feels like

Hit that pudgy fuck and break him in the dick

I hope we rip Darnold a new asshole and then fuck his ass with his own dick. Metaphorically

It would be nice if we could non lube shove our dick down their throats

Score a TD and go for two, fuck these asshats

My liver can't take anymore, and I've still got half a handle of Rebel Yell to get thru

What a fucking game

What a great game.

Love this team!

UT is going to win. I'll lose my bet and will never gamble again.

Ehlinger is blowing my mind this 2nd half. Just awesome.

Ehlinger QB sneak down to the 3

holy shit, roll boys... push their shit in

Texas usc 2017 fumble OT

Oh fuck Sam.

well fuck. there it is

Jesus.... Herbert... Christ....

Of course. Brutal end.

Can't believe they ran that twice in a row.
What the fuck is wrong with using a running back?

Thanks Beck you dumbass. QB sneak instead of a 255lb running back.

Cock sucking whore bitch

Sigh.

UNFORGIVEABLE NOT TO RUN WITH WARREN. UNFORGIVEABLE.

Their kicker sucks, right?

Well, a bitch will have to black a field goal attempt then

Noonan you fuck

block this shit and run it back

Walk on fg to win it. Nope.

Block and returned. Game. Fuck USC. Fuck Leinert. Fuck vacated all dat.

miss it richboy fagget

well, furk.

Snakebit

well shit

wow, he getting laid tonight

Dammit. So FUCKING close dude

We didn't deserve that win anyway

Fuck this. Remember this shit next year and pound their ass

Fuck you SC, Fuck you refs, and Fuck you Matt and Klatt

coaching stupidity and shitty offense lost Texas this game

I'm done. Herman can't do shit even when he says his team gets up for underdog games.

offense and special teams still suck and do stupid shit if they do not improve it will be a long season and if the D drops off next week then Herman is a one trick pony

Let's be clear. USC didn't win this game. We lost it. Fuck them.

So tired of moral victories...

I don't know why these fucks are ranked 4 but we played them like bad asses.

Welp. Good effort defense. Some bright spots on offense but quite a few headscratchers, too.

We are winning Big XII

Lulz what

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