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LSU, SC, Tennessee, Ole Miss and YES even Mizzou!

Hello and welcome to Week 3 of SEC “MELTDOWN!”

As always, the language is vulgar and tasteless (not to mention the grammar, spelling, and punctuation). If you are easily offended, stop reading, immediately turn off your computer, tablet or phone, and crack open a Dr. Seuss book. I suggest Fox in Socks.

The short version is that everyone on the other team holds, fire the coach and hire ___, and lots F*** and S***.

Per the norm, the following commentary are decidedly not safe for work, nor do we endorse their moral and/or grammatical shortcomings.

Otherwise, enjoy and Roll Tide

SEC

NCAA Football: Kentucky at South Carolina Jeff Blake-USA TODAY Sports

Sacarlina 13 Kentucky 23

TD ON THE FIRST TOUCH OF THREE GAMES
DEEBO FREAKING SAMUEL

SKAI MOORE OUTCHEA DOING SKAI MOORE THINGS

Oh Em Gee is this how this game is gonna go? PLEASE FOOTBALL GODS YES!

Come on with the False Starts. We’re killing our own momentum with penalties.

Holding much?

Sigh. UK made 2 turnovers and we got 0 points from it. That is kinda big. UK just always makes me nervous.

From the small sample size I've seen so far. Minus one play its 2016 again. I guess NC State and Missouri suck real bad. How do you come out this flat in your home opener?

This is fuckin terrible

This sucks more ass than an ass suckin convention.

I feel sick. Coming into this game 8-9 wins looked realistic. Now we look like we’ll have to struggle to make a bowl.

So we're going to lose and Clemson’s gonna win. Nightmare weekend right there.

Putrid. Fetid. Horrid.

Again!? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING YOUR SMALLEST BACK UP THE MIDDLE ROPER!?

Well I've had it boys. This sucked

Wow, it's like the finally realized they couldn't run the ball for shit

I could live with getting beat in a close game. I’d have hated it, but I could’ve understood it. But getting totally dominated. In the home opener. After we’d played so well the first two weeks. BY KENTUCKY. Never has a season so completely reversed itself in one game. Disgusted.

I'd say jetsweep to Deebo but he looks gimpy.

Deebo is still walking around. It won't be season ending or anything.

Spurrier Curse. It lives

OH FOR GOD'S SAKES WHY

They suck. They've always sucked. They’ll always suck.

Fire Muschamp I don’t understand how the hell, Muschamp still has a job or for that matter how he even got the job in the first place. He’s a defense only coach, and our defense is abysmal. Fire him AD, Fire him now.

I am a free man. Last Gamecock football game I will ever watch – Steve Spurrier is a fraud and a thief who left this program in absolute disaster status – this program will not be relevant for 10, 15, 20 years – fuck this – and I have watched Gamecock football since the 70s, so no, I am not short sighted – worst display of football I have ever seen – horrid, putrid, fetid garbage – good riddance

Uh huh. See you next week.

NCAA Football: Purdue at Missouri Jay Biggerstaff-USA TODAY Sports

Mizzou 3 Purdue 35

So, is holding just not a penalty anymore?

awful. jokcstraps errrywhere

Mizzou looks like the CPU Tecmo Bowl defense.

My pizza better get here soon I need something good in my life this afternoon

Pardon my French but I am fucking sick and tired of that shit

sweet baby impressionable jesus

it's the worst part of 2016 all over again except we’re doing it against Purdue and not LSU and Florida

One Purdue player. A ton of Mizzou players. Purdue player recovers…

I might start firing up a search committee if I'm Jim Sterk.

I have nothing but expletives to say

Barring a miracoulous turn around you cannot let Barry Odom coach this program in 2018

Kim Anderson: "Look what I can do!"
Barry Odom: "Hold my beer."

Just embarrassing. If I played on this defense I wouldn’t want to show my face around campus

When we go down 21, I might be done watching this team for a long time

Punter MVP again.

I've gotten an enormous amount of work done this week not caring about football.

Can't wait for Auburn next week! assemble the third digit on the scoreboard

where are our other two wins? I didn’t see Delaware State on the schedule.

Purdue is a much better team than we are. We look like an FCS team. I’m not usually negative, but this is beyond embarrassing.

Odom needs to be fired. Purdue is a bad team. You can't let a bad team do this to you at home.

This might be the worst football I've ever seen. I’ve never seen 4 strait penalties and a nearly failed punt. Comically bad.

leaving stadium now. refuse to watch this shit. our kids aren’t ready to play and they don’t seem to care too much. odom needs fired and I wanted to give him a chance but better players are getting whipped badly mistaking aggression for good play on d. fuck thid

This is a straight dumpster fire. Is it basketball season yet?

Fans are generally better at time management than football coaches. I’m dead serious.

Masterful clock management, Barry. Andy Reid would be proud.

So where are we on the drunk scale? I’m at about a 7.5. Definitely ready for basketball.

I'm done! Thus sucks!

This football season has started so badly it's lowered my expectations for basketball. Seriously. No logical explanation, obviously, I just no longer have the ability to expect good sports things to happen.

NCAA Football: Louisiana State at Mississippi State
Clanga-glanga-clang.
Matt Bush-USA TODAY Sports

LSU 7 Mississippi 37

WTF? State DB tackles Sullivan into another State DB and it’s an a penalty on Sullivan? SMDH. Seriously refs. Get your shit together.

Trying hard not to punch the damn wall... Seriously, I’ve got plaster walls. That shit hurts.

OMG wtf kind of penalty is that?!? Another flag for scoring?!

Chickenshit holding call

Jesus... Penalty after penalty after penalty.

WTF WTF, WTF…Damn Danny

Welp I need a few shots of whiskey

Losing to Moo State... it’s what happens when you fire your best head coach ever to hire the worst Ole Miss head coach ever – let that fact sink in.

So you're just going to be a miserable son of a bitch all season, got it

You've been a miserable piece of shit for years....

Can I get a refund?

Fucking embarrassing. Stupid play, bad coaching, horrible execution.

Getting absolutely dragged and not doing ANYTHING well is most definitely embarrassing. Zero excuse for this bullshit.

I can’t remember the last time I saw this team just lay down.

Aranda or Canada, none of them got these guys ready to play. Unacceptable performance from everyone involved. And I doubt it’s the last time we’ll see it.

Fuck it, let's make a run at Paul Johnson, fuck passing.

The rest of the year it’ll be "LSU is young", next year it’ll be "The QB is young", then everyone will leave, lather, rinse, repeat.

What's this finger wagging shit when you’re losing 30 – 7?

haven't checked the schedule. do we have enough cupcakes left to make the Independence Bowl?

I’m trying not to feel like the season is over – this is so depressing.

That has to be the worst loss to a an unranked team since at least Dinardo. All of Miles bad losses were against ranked teams. I was right last loss worse than this was against Auburn at home in 1999! ….Road? 19 fucking 92! Pathetic…..

I honestly cannot remember the last time LSU looked this unprepared and poorly coached. Out of all the innumerable shitty things about this game, the worst to me is that we came out in the 2nd half and played worse. I feel like, at the very least, when we put up a stinker of a first half we usually come out and improve. Instead we just folded.

Good F'n Night MF'ers

Tennessee 20 Florida 26

No tackling, no edge protection, same old story for this defense

Why Has Shoop not been fired yet? He has never fielded a good defense in his entire career at Tennessee.

Worst Florida offense beating the crap out of us.

God I hate McClwain

Dormady is a puss. Ugly when he is pressured

The cushion that Shoop is calling up is a fucking disgrace

Gary Still Sucks. Anyone else hate SEC games on CBS? He has some kind of alliance to Florida…..

Screw our pathetic offense

Will Muschamp has forever blighted this rivalry. Muschamp ball is love, Muschamp ball is life

Dormady THE GOD! only 3 interceptions and one was a pick 6 guys nothing to see here.

Is there anyone moderating this thread? Absolutely apparently not. The fulmerizer is off and the welcome mat for spambots is open.

Seems like If you throw the ball behind the first down marker…. you’re not helping yourself.

I just made $100 off my buddy. I bet him we open the 3rd with a three and out.

Damn it run the damn BALL

CATCH THE DAMN FOOTBALL, Sucko

drop! Fuck this god damn team

Too Bad We Don't Have an Amazing Runningback. Oh, wait …

Just want to remind everyone that, if we actually had mods, they would be dropping ban hammers right and left rn This is a family friendly site. If you feel the need to express your outrage, [fulermized] is the agreed upon lingo

Fuck off pussy. No one cares. Don’t let your child on the website if you’re so worried.

You sir are out of line. Get lost. No place for that at all.

Dickless losers posting about language. grow a nutsack. Sorry dirty words offend you so much. Pussy ass retards.

Love this winning football crap Butch keeps spinning

Time to order a bulldozer and new ton of bricks.

Oh gawd. Dormady makes me wanna shoot someone.

Screw Butch Jones and his watch collection. Prick sucks at coaching. This is the worst Florida offense ever and yet he is down 10 to it. Screw him

HEY! A TOUCHDOWN!

Unbelieveable! I’m going to have a heart attack

Never Quit Never, never, never quit!

man these vols got big balls

Time to start drinking this heart attack away

ugh not sure I can handle OT

'Nother friggin' O.T. coming up!

Are you fuckin kidding me?

fuck

how fitting

Damn..damn.. Damn... Damndamndamndamn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hah. I have no words.

No wonder Saban is dominating this league.

lol honestly doesn't surprise me

Let the meltdown begin

Well just something we will have to watch on highlights for years and years

to hell with Jones and he can take double douche with him............

Georgia called. They wanted to know how that felt.

Are you fing kidding me. What type of defense is this? Never heard of? Sorry you Butch fans, but he needs to be gone. Fire the coaches and lets start over. Can't do much worse!

Worst play performance in the history of Volunteer football, Congratulations CBJ you are what hyour numbers say you are, McElwain is 3-1 against you loser.

I'd rather have Dooley back. Seriously.

Rum or tequila?

Both

We will never get back to the late 90's level.

This is the worst team in the history of tennessee football

That wasn't even a gutpunch. Been expecting the loss most of the game.

That's possibly the most Tennessee way to lose a football game.

Ole Miss 16 Cal 27

Why do we lose our minds in the red zone? WAOM, probably.

this is fuckery

AJ Brown just got fucked in the leg. thankfully we have more WRs

Well fuck. INT and AJ is down. Bad throw. AJ walks off on his own

STOP THROWING SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMN

I want our 2014 defense again

Oh fuck Lodge untouched 72 yds to the house. And so it begins

Shea to Metcalf for a fuckload of yards and another TD

Never run again

Cal missed a field goal to tie. Next play is shea to DK for 71 yds to the house. Holy fuck.

oh fuck Wunderlich is fucked in the leg

our defense is syphilis

goddamn shea will pass for 1000 yards

Switching to bourbon. Shits about to get real

2nd half, we going.

Looking like their bitch.

FUCK!

I don't see this ending well for us. To many mistakes.

God. Watching our defense wears on my innards.

Fuck

Wtf are we doing

This has become a shit show. Cal isn’t winning this game, we are just flat out losing it. Shooting our selves in the balls.

WAOM

Pleas. Add more beneficial tails to this swollen gonad.

This is some fuckery

I hate this game

See you guys at the raping that will be Alabama. This game is over

This referee crew has been a disgrace to football. They’ve missed so many calls both ways I’ve lost count.

Can't believe I stayed up this late for this shit show

Well, add that to the WAOM list

I could've gone to sleep at a reasonable hour. Just like our football team did.

And, I like how ESPN showed a dude in the crowd mid-toke.

Poll

Who is this week’s winner of Meltdown?

This poll is closed

  • 6%
    Sacaralina
    (115 votes)
  • 2%
    Mizzery
    (51 votes)
  • 31%
    LSWho?
    (594 votes)
  • 36%
    Viles
    (672 votes)
  • 12%
    Ole Missdial
    (231 votes)
  • 10%
    Tejas
    (195 votes)
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