1. His defense got scattered.
2. His flea-flicker got smothered.
3. His receivers got covered.
4. His secondary got peppered.
5. Tua chunked 5 TDs.
6. Big Q diced his OL.
7. His player knee-capped Buggs, so call the Davis hit even.
8. He’s been topped 5 times this year, let’s hope for 6.
9. Now take your country ass back to Lee County!